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How come chabad girls are the hottest?

Not only have I been saying it since the beginning of this blog, but so many people I know scratch their heads in wonderment at the hotness level of chabad girls. Even non-Jewish coworkers in the restaurant I worked in used to ask me why these ugly dudes had such hot wives and of course it was always chabad. The Rebbe said that the girls would be blessed with beauty and many point to their untznius ways and fashion sense, but in the end they are hotties and Luke Ford is the latest to wonder why.

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  • OfftheDwannaB December 26, 2011, 2:17 AM


  • R.W. December 26, 2011, 10:59 AM

    Can you imagine what the temperature must rise to when 3,500 shluchos crowd into a single room?

  • drool December 26, 2011, 11:01 AM

    A) They wear the entire Sherwin Williams store on their faces.
    B) They dress more seductively than the rest of the frum gene pool.
    C) standing next to a mouth breathing slob with an unkempt beard,long hair, smashed hat, shirt out, wrinkled shiny pants and a yechi adoneinu yarmulka can only contrast them in a good light.

    • Michaltastik December 26, 2011, 6:20 PM

      That’s it, right there. They are most likely to be “done up girls” and their men are basically always nasty looking. Most people wrongfully associate being hot with dressing slutty and wearing fake up and heels. There are pretty girls outside of Chabad but no one notices it because they marry decent looking men. There are also Chabad girls who aren’t that hot, but no one notices.

      Interesting thing, when I did my survey on tznius, Chabad girls didn’t want to take it. Maybe they know they aren’t tznius?

      • Telz Angel December 27, 2011, 12:01 AM

        “It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.” Meaning, it’s ok to peek through the mechitza when I’m at the local chabad, as long as I’m davenning from my ashkenaz siddur.

        And true, not all chabbanik women are hotties. But some of them do spin my driedel. It’s not only their looks, but their “can do” attitude is amazing. Especially those who live in middle of freaking nowhere and somehow manage to do everything with a smile. They should teach Geisha lessons.

      • Anonymous December 27, 2011, 10:49 PM

        nasty is your tone, not our men’s looks. chabad men are quite good- looking, unless your criteria for men’s looks requires a clean shave.

      • Chris_B December 28, 2011, 8:25 AM

        Want some thing to eat with that big serving of haterade?

      • Chabad girli March 20, 2012, 8:33 PM

        I’m a chabad girl and ill take your “tznious survey” any day, I dont know which girls you asked, but if they are ashamed of how they dress then thats ridiculous.

    • Jane Doe December 28, 2011, 1:36 AM

      And we have a winner!

  • Anonymous December 26, 2011, 12:45 PM

    “Find hot chabad girls on 4torah.com”

    • batsheva December 27, 2011, 1:26 PM

      I was going to say the same thing!

  • Anonymous December 27, 2011, 5:10 AM

    Chabad girls have a fashion sense that stands out from your typical Flatbush overly made-up and awkward heeled ‘hottie’.

  • Lol December 27, 2011, 10:45 AM

    Michael you’re incredibly stupid lmao

  • A. Nuran December 27, 2011, 11:38 PM

    Why are Chabad girls the hottest?
    Because the people who say this have never really looked at Chinese girls.

    • Chris_B December 28, 2011, 8:24 AM

      You sir have obviously never lived or worked in Asia.

      • A. Nuran December 29, 2011, 10:41 AM

        You’ve obviously never met my wife

        • Lol December 29, 2011, 1:59 PM

          I bet she’s ugly lol

          • A. Nuran December 29, 2011, 10:03 PM

            Nope. She’s quite good looking. Nice figure. Pretty face. Clear skin. Good bone structure. Looks a lot younger than her years.

            And just in case you were raised in a barn or yeshiva and never learned manners, let me clue you in. Telling a man his wife is ugly and laughing is a good way to get in more trouble than you can imagine. I’ll cut you some slack because you’re obviously young, dumb and had parents who didn’t know how to bring up a child properly.

  • Lol December 29, 2011, 10:33 AM

    Chinese girls are damn ugly lol

    • Pete April 17, 2018, 10:20 PM

      True. It’s the Korean, Thai & Filipinas that are cute.

  • New Jear December 30, 2011, 8:20 AM

    Monsey girls are the hottest! Going to try to pick some up at the Palisades mall today!

  • avi March 20, 2012, 7:46 AM

    Wish I could have one for a night

  • Chenya July 26, 2015, 2:54 PM

    Ill be there 😉

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