Does your mom wear pants?

Hat tip to CM in CH

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  • G*3

    Depends on your definition of “good,” no?

  • JohnL

    Good!!! That means the kid has a chance of being gainfully employed.

  • chook

    she does wear pants even though i have explained that she dresses like a harlot.

    • Michaltastik

      Yeah, nice try, but hot chanis look like harlots. When was the last time you saw a harlot in pants? Harlots wear skirts.

  • http://twitter.com/MarkSoFla Mark

    I’ll bet if she didn’t wear pants, her kids wouldn’t get into any type of yeshiva.

    :-)

  • http://judefolly.com jude folly

    …or wears _the_ pants?

  • http://leibnizgodelaristotle.blogspot.com/ adam zur

    The Mir yeshiva (New York) required that you could learn gemara. nothing more or less.
    Other yeshivot that were shiduch yeshivot like Lakewood required other criteria like how your parents dressed. However Lakewood still does some good learning even if their emphasis has always been on clothing and not learning

    • Dan

      The Lakewood yeshiva does not ask how your parents dress. In fact, they barely have any entry standards, hence their 6000 students.

  • Hannah

    What about “skorts”? Are those ok? ;)

  • Yochanan

    No. She’s joining the shul’s nudist colony.

  • Anonymous

    …unless her last name is__________ and is actually ON the school. Mini skirts and stiletto boots? Welcome to Bais Yakov!

  • http://quiet123@hotmail.com Avrumy

    The kid has no tzitzis out. He’s toast already.

  • http://btzelem-elohim.blogspot.com/ Dena

    That looks like her real hair too.

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DerechEmet/ Mr. Cohen

    interesting

  • JG

    Because of the shidduch crisis, she had to lower her standards and in doing so the only boy she could find was not the BEST boy on Lakewood, but the WORST. He so corrupted her that she now wears pants (rachmana LiTzlan).
    The kids are doomed forever and certainly wont get into any yeshivas and all the other siblings will not find “suitable” shiduchim either.
    Its gotten so bad, that I even heard they are drinking water from Brooklyn with crustaceans in it. Her sister is even wearing a sheitel from India.
    This is a sad tale indeed !

  • ars

    We all know that as long as you give Yeshivas $$$, the pants magically appear to be a skirt….

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