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Letter to the editor: It’s wrong to advertise for the gay shidduch site

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Dear Heshy,

I was so mad that you posted a free advertisement for a website that clearly violates the Torah by hooking people up with shidduchim who shouldn’t be hooked up. Would you advertise for an intermarriage site as well? I find it so troubling because we all know that shidduch sites like Frumster and Saw You at Sinai are just excuses for frum Jews to have sex with each other and gay sex is clearly going to come from these shidduchim.

We never thought it would happen but slowly our own frum society is spiraling downward into a mess of immorality. We have seen frumkeit soar in the past 50 years only to hit this trend of immorality. Child molestation, mixed seating, non-glatt meat and sexy sheitles are just a few of the crimes committed openly and willingly against our Torah on a daily basis. I am sad to report to you that we have just heard of such a reprehensible thing that we have had to ask numerous poskim whether or not they felt it appropriate to publicize. The following statement should not be taken lightly. This is worse than Tropper, Lanner and Kolko put together and topped with illegally harvested kidneys and eating kitnyos and gebrokts together on Pesach.

It was thought by Rabbonim worldwide that two websites promoting extramarital affairs and gay shidduchim were as far down as one could go but we were wrong. It was thought by some rabbonim that both the extramarital affair site and the gay shidduchim site were jokes, possible black mail operations or just out to offer an easier solution than suicide. Several poskim have told me that if they could obtain a list of the members they may be able to convene a bais din and a pay per view contract for the public killings.

Frum Furry Bia and Idolatry may be the worst possible combination of aveiros that a Jew could commit. For those of you who do not understand, my Rav has given me permission to explain. The site is dedicated to people who have Bia with animals while worshiping idols. Idolatry and Bestiality are both grave sins. They are sins that according to the torah, one must give his life rather than commit. Yet in this instance we have seen frum society spiral so far down that we have sunk lower than the goyim. We could not find a goyishe group dedicated to the same acts at the same time.

According to the mission statement, all animals involved in sexual acts will be non-kosher so as not to violate the issur of tzar belly chaim. Is that why they call themselves frum? This is a real shonda and an embarrassment. We must pool our resources together so that we can find those responsible for these and other reprehensible acts that were no doubt committed in order to create the photos section of the site. One such picture shows a chassid behind a crucified horse, while others watched and bowed down to the spectacle.

This will not stand. We will not watch frum society degenerate into what secular Jewish and goyishe society have become today. If we do not stop such things from happening, before you know it, we will have members of the frum community who openly have relations with kosher and non-kosher animals, same sex human beings, fruits, fish, apple pies and children.

If it wasn’t obvious enough – this was written by Heshy Fried

  • Anonymous

    what kind of questions do they have on their shidduch forms?

  • Phil

    Sounds like quite the party, I’m in for the PPV skila, heck I’ll sponsor the popcorn.

    • Bob

      Based in many comments of yours that ive read i see that you are a classic example of a closeted man who is trying desperately to prove to himself that he isnt homogay. you overcompensating with your hate and attacks on other people. You seem to always pop up on homogay related posts and i saw you started a homogay related topic in the FS forums. This is kind of like your outlet. your one place where you can *openly* discuss gayness and feel as though you are gettin some sort of fulfilment from it.

      • Wondering

        I hate, nay detest child-molesters and although I am anti capital punishment I would make an exception for child-molesters.
        Now Im wondering does that make me a closeted molester?

      • Phil

        Bob,

        In your genius opinion, I must be a closeted black since I posted many racist comments, a closeted catholic muslim, since I’m constantly poking fun at their religions.

        I guess telling like it is has turned me into a cross between a Farrakan following black panther and a gay santa claus that’s still stuck in the chimney.

        Oh me Oh my, what will I tell my wife and kids when I get home?

        • Fs

          Phil are you getting that ad for gaydar website on the right column? Maybe you should follow it.
          You comps are stupid. You aren’t afraid of secretly being black or whatever else you listed there. Your not a very well thought out person. Not a very talmudical mind. Huh?

          • Phil

            Fs,

            I’m not getting any gaydar ads on my PC, seems like your cookies know which ads you’d be more prone to click into… Have you considered hooking up with Bob for a sleepover?

            • Fs

              That’s not how those ads work Its based on words referenced on the page

              • Gn

                Im sorry it is hard to hear you over Bob’s moaning. could you please stop f-ing him for a sec and repeat that

            • Frumsatire Fan

              Have you considered hooking up with Bob for a sleepover?

              Oy, oy, oy Phil, have you thought about the possibility that they may actually follow your suggestion? You’d lifnei iver-ed them into G-d knows how many horrible toevas, big time! You’ve clearly forfeited your helek in olam haba.

              • Fs

                Bob, if you’re out there, please leave me a message here with some personal contact info.

                You sound hot!

        • http://righteousrasha.blogspot.com Tova

          Whenever anyone says something true that Phil doesn’t like, he calls them a “genius”. It’s subconscious.

          I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who realizes hes’ a closeted gay man. I sincerely wish he’d get help.

          • Anonymous

            he’s got issues for sure. I always suspect he is not even Jewish – but that might be wishful thinking.

            • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

              The funny thing about Phil is that he represents the views of almost every single right of modern orthodox person I know.

              • Phil

                Hesh,

                Phil’s view represents the view of any frum person that invests tremendous amounts of time, energy and money into the observance of Judaism. Those who spend hours in shul nd shiurim, small fortunes on Jewish education, kosher food, etc. Religion is something dear to us, that is why we get very offended when sick, perverted people caling themselves frum, comeout and ridiculous statements like “it’s OK to be gay as long as there isn’t any backdoor action” or “Boruch Hashem for this new shidduch site”.

                That is why I make it my personal vendetta to bash these hypocrites on your blog at every chance I get. I’m the guy that won’t submit to political correctness are any other bleeding heart liberal f@g @ss Y.U symposiums or Jerusalem pride parades.

                To those of you that think/hope/wish that I were gay or in the closet, sorry to break your hearts, you’ll need to go somewhere else when to practice metzitza. I’ve been called all sorts of things, from gay, to aduterer to racist and wife beater.

                If bashing the opinions and views of frum people that say it’s OK to be gay ake me a closet f*g, then I guess hitler, stalin and arafat were all closet Jews.

                • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

                  Phil – if I could stand for political correctness and crazy libs I would have kicked you out a long time ago.

                  Living in the Bay Area has made me realize how crazy the liberals truly are.

                  Almost every east coaster has told me that they thought they were liberal until they moved here.

              • Anonymous

                lol maybe you can hook him up.

                just jokes phil :)

  • Bob

    To the Jacka*s author (a/k/a Heshy Fried),

    When people watch Jon Stewart on the Daily Show they are intelligent enough to understand that his exaggerated statements are satire and not meant to be taken seriously.

    Unfortunately, many of the dumns who read this will actually walk away saying you had a good and legitimate point. That you’ve helped them with their arguments.

    Even with gay ssxxx being assur, it is disgusting tell people like this that there is some comparison between that and ssxxx with animals. There is a halacha that you cant tell an am haretz a halacha that he will not understand and may cause him to have negative thoughts about the Torah.

    I think the same is true here. Don’t feed the bigots.

    • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

      I’m making fun of the bigots but, if they can’t see that, they are too far gone to realize this.

      • Bob

        Ok, i get your point. Sorry about the name up top.

      • I am a complete…

        …Douchebag.

        Nuf’ said.

        • Bob

          I think you could actually use a dbag to help you pull that stick out

      • A. Nuran

        As I said somewhere else, Heshy, look up “Poe’s Law”

    • http://sdalez1@gmail.com Stan

      I find it interesting that you were concerned about Heshy’s “violation” of “halacha” (I put both words in qoutes because I was being sarcastic, there was no violation and there was no halacha to be violated, just in case you missed that) when it went against your views, and not when he actually advertised a gay site

      • Bob

        I didn’t say he violated Halacha

        • Stan

          Are you high? you wrote “There is a halacha that you cant tell an am haretz a halacha that he will not understand and may cause him to have negative thoughts about the Torah. ”
          even if you forgot, reread your comment

          • Bob

            Please tell me what Halacha I was telling him not to tell people? I was making an analogy between Halacha/am harets and gay=animal ssxxx /bigots. See what I did there? God, I feel like I’m on yeshiva world with the stupidity displayed here.

          • Bob

            I was making an analogy.

  • Ruthie

    I totally love how the writer put child molestation and sexy shitels on the same level. Because everything knows there’s nothing more scarring for life than seeing a woman who looks like her hair isn’t covered.

  • Esther

    Genius, dude! And the clipart – priceless!

    …fruits, fish and apple pies :) Long live Jason Biggs.

  • http://aviscogitations.wordpress.com/ Avraham

    Hesh, I am going to use Frum Furry Bia all the time. Love it!

  • hannah

    i love it! go Heshy!

  • shaya g

    I thought this was serious until the author included “Non-Glatt” meat in the list of horrible sins, on the level of child molestation. Then I realized this had to be a spoof.

    Non-glatt meat is openly against the Torah? I don’t have to mention (oops, just did) mixed seating, because non-glatt is even funnier.

    • http://www.bing.com/ Janai

      Deep thought! Thanks for conrtbiuntig.

  • Bubba Metzia

    This made me think of the Judensau stereotype. In Medieval Germany there was a common thought that Jews licked pigs’ assholes.

  • Shloime

    Heshy this is frickin hilarious, genius man, you shoulda stuck at the end.
    And in other news Rabbis are still molesting kids in Monsey.

  • Anonymous

    I think these 2 posts regarding gay themes have caused some gay ads to appear on your website. Right now there is one for “gaydar.net” with a picture of 2 men (one w/o a shirt) on a bed hugging.

    • Anon

      I know! And the guy on the right is waaaaay hot!! I wouldn’t mind if he gave a tug on my tzitzit…
      I wonder if he has a profile on samesexshidduch.com?

    • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

      I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact people have really been clicking on them and making my ad revenue go up higher than any other days

  • A. Nuran

    Wow. Poe’s Law in action.

    • Esther

      Unfortunately, whenever comedy and satire poke fun at human shortcomings – be it bigotry or whatever else – there will be those who will take it seriously…

  • Ari S.

    You had me going there till the end, for once! :)

  • telmac

    This is ridiculous. Are you to say that god hates you because you are how he made you? and that because of this, you arent allowed to get married, and have a good life? In general frum-ish jews are more lenient about these things than other very religious members of oter religions, but this is inappropriate. I do appreciate that you did post it though.

  • http://religionsetspolitics.blogspot.com/ Joshua Zelinsky

    Ok, I thought this was serious until I got to the point about “eating kitnyos and gebrokts together on pesach.” Well done Heshy.

  • Concered

    Pls don’t mention kolKo even for a joke he was wrongfully accuse and was forced to plead gulty on abuse not molastion

    • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

      That’s the first time I have ever heard anyone defend Kolko

      • anonymous

        If I said that Kolko has the right to a fair trial, would you accuse me of defending him, or simply stating the obvious?

        • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

          He should get a fair trial – was his trial also anti-semitic?

  • lizardqueen11

    I could tell from the first line it was you :) thank you for revealing the stupidity in bigotry and promoting tolerance on your site.

    • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

      Well anyone who would dedicate a song to me must know me

  • http://danschulman.wordpress.com Dan

    This is the first time I’ve come across this and you Heshy.
    Hilarious. Totally Awesome. At first I was getting enraged but then I saw you wrote it as complete satire and it wasn’t a real letter to the editor.

    Keep it up!

  • E.

    Thanks, Heshy. And to think that I was about to try position #39 of the Cowma Sutra.

  • Avrumy

    Heshy is the frum gay community’s best public voice, showing how hateful parts of our community have become.
    There is a new book of essays written by frum and formerly frum lesbians. You can Google it. Recomended.

  • chevramaidel

    Great idea, writing yourself hate mail before anyone else gets around to doing it. I bet the haters are all tied up in knots trying to come up with diatribes that are even more ridiculous.