Stuff Single Frum Guys like

Stuff Single Frum Guys likeIf I weren’t in Yosemite at the moment I might add a few, but to keep up with my posting I decided to schedule this ahead of time.

By Chananya Goldman

Stuff single frum guys like:

Saying “I think I hear a baby crying”  in a room full of young marrieds.

Professing their dislike of labels, but using them all the time anyways.

Starbucks.

GPS.

Email—it’s so much easier to say no to a pesky shadchan via email.

Asking girls out on your own. This depends on your particular sub-denomination (see below).

Stuff single ______ guys like:

  • Yeshivish
    • Girls’ high school graduation albums.
    • Lounges.
    • Meeting parents before a first date.
    • Law school (if still single by age 27).
  • “Modern yeshivish” (i.e. guys who went to black-white yeshiva for a few years, then to college).
    • Girls who can discuss things like density functional theory.
    • Hypothetical out-of-the-box girls.
    • Science vs. Torah stuff.
  • MO machmir
    • YU politics, especially the gay issue.
    • Girls who can discuss an obscure Rashi at the end of the 5th perek of Machshirin.
    • Science vs. Torah stuff.
  • MO liberal
    • 1-800-get-a-heter

Stuff single frum guys don’t like

Getting the “what are you looking for” question from random strangers.

Getting called up for an aliya as ????? ….

Being called a “boy”.

Girls who dumb themselves down.

Perfume.

Girls who talk too much.

Girls who don’t talk.

Sefira/3-weeks

Stuff single frum guys aren’t sure if they like

Being physically active

Shabbatons

Secular girls (don’t they seem easier to talk to?)

SYAS/Frumster