The problem with having your birthday on Chanukah

by Heshy Fried on December 19, 2009 · 19 comments

HappyBirthdayMy Hebrew birthday is tonight and that has always been problematic for me, you see when your brithday falls out on chanukah people forget to give you a gift because they just gave you one. In my case no one ever really gave me any gifts, the last gifts I got en masse seemed to be my bar mitzvah and since then no one has really cared to acknowledge me, my grandaprents and all dead and I have no rich relatives, but I figured maybe one of you wants to send me a gift, a card, anything to make me feel nice, you can even donate money for my trip out west.

I don’t really expect anything but I figured what the hey? It can’t hurt…

My paypal address is frumsatire@gmail

If you really want to send me anything – I love mail – you can send it to my fathers house at
Heshy Fried
1109 Plainview ave
Far Rockaway, NY 11691

I will turn 28 tonight

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1 abandoning eden December 19, 2009 at 1:46 AM

I don’t think that’s a chanukah thing, i think that’s a getting older thing…no one gets me a birthday present except my husband. :)

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2 BTL December 19, 2009 at 2:10 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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3 Mark December 19, 2009 at 2:11 AM

Happy birthday Hesh! Have a great day and a great year.

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4 yakov December 19, 2009 at 2:53 AM

happy birthday heshy! many more healthy wealthy ones!
is it too early to say you don’t look a day over 21?! :)

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5 Moom December 19, 2009 at 5:32 AM

I have the same birthday as my mother and so when I was small they decided to celebrate her birthday on the secular date, 1st December and mine on the Hebrew date 26th Kislev. This was never a problem. We got small presents on 25th Kislev and then I got bigger ones on 26th Kislev. And having my birthday on Hannukah made it better not worse. So it’s just you :)

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6 No31 December 19, 2009 at 5:55 AM

I really enjoy reading your material.

Happy B – Day!

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7 LARS SHALOM December 19, 2009 at 10:22 PM

asking others for money??

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8 Heshy Fried December 20, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Why not? I figure if everyone reading gives me a buck I would have loads of dough

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9 Frum N' Flipping December 20, 2009 at 4:09 AM

Happy Birthday :-)

Enjoy what’s left of the decade!

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10 YiddisheMama December 20, 2009 at 6:24 AM

Happy birthday and many, many more. when are you going to settle down and stay in one place? Sorry that is the Jewish mother in me?

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11 Heshy Fried December 21, 2009 at 1:43 PM

It looks like that may happen next September

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12 Michaltastik December 20, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Happy Birthday! No one celebrates my birthday for me, either. A lady I work for gave me $20. Last year, actually, my phone rang off the hook with birthday calls and someone bought me a book for my birthday/conversion. My dad used to send me a card but, he’s dead now.

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13 CCMSM December 20, 2009 at 6:32 AM

I have facebook and every posts happy birthday on my wall. That makes me feel important and loved.

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14 Phil December 20, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Looks like some people have the same spawning habits. 3 of my six kids have birthdays this week, 2 are on Chanuka.

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15 Batya December 20, 2009 at 1:50 PM

You’re invited to participate in the Your Best Chanukah Picture of The Holiday! meme.

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16 cma December 20, 2009 at 4:19 PM

happy beday

sha

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17 FrumGer December 21, 2009 at 12:24 AM

Happy birthday heshy, don’t feel bad about getting gifts, really once you grow up only a spouse ever gets you anything for your b day, and since you don’t have one, your pretty much up the creek until you get married

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18 Chavi December 21, 2009 at 6:24 AM

I wish I’d have known this when I was sending out CRAPTONS of gifts to my blogger/Twitter friends. Lamesauce.

HAPPY BELATED!

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19 Chris_B December 23, 2009 at 9:07 PM

Happy Birthday Heshy!

I feel for ya because my earthday is Dec 24. Not that my family ever cared about Dec 25 for anything but secular reasons, I cant count the number of times I heard “here’s your birthday & christmas present” as a kid.

BTW, what’s a “hebrew birthday”?

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