What do frum lingerie stores sell?

by Heshy Fried on October 14, 2009 · 25 comments

Besides for Aprons and Shabbos robes – which definitely turn men on because they involve the three musts to get any respectable frum man – cooking, cleaning and baby making, but do frum lingerie stores have one of those secret back rooms where all the Hot Chanies go.

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1 Phil October 14, 2009 at 11:37 AM

You need to send a woman in there with a spy cam to find out for sure…

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2 FarFrumIt October 14, 2009 at 12:06 PM

I wonder what would happen if a man tried to go in…

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3 Heshy Fried October 14, 2009 at 3:40 PM

Next week if I have time, we shall find out – there’s also a similar store on Kingston in CH.

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4 FarFrumIt October 14, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Heh. I’m waiting for Yeshiva World Headlines: “Pervert Man attacked by Chasidish Lady Mob in Boro Park” and then an article about how shomrim came and tried to beat the crap out of you.

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5 Frum But Fun October 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM

I guess if they wanted to find more racy lingerie, they would have to shop at Victoria Secret. I confess having been to a “frum” lingerie shop and they mostly display robes and head coverings. I figure for those who want to go cheap would get their underwear and brassieres at Walmart and Target.

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6 Phil October 14, 2009 at 12:14 PM

I wonder if anyone sells edible undies with a hecsher.

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7 you all suck October 14, 2009 at 1:22 PM

Another mindless perverted post.

That’s all it is.

Its meant to put unholy images in your mind.

Jesus heshy. When will u stop this ********?!?!

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8 Heshy Fried October 14, 2009 at 3:39 PM

Never!!!

Ahahahahah

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9 HOT CHANNIE October 14, 2009 at 1:38 PM

You fool – it’s in the back not in the windows due to tznius.

We often do without nightgowns and wear nothing to bed. If you ever get married you may find out.

You seem more sex obsessed than usual recently. Shave, get a haircut, buy some new clothes, start dating and maybe you’ll eventually marry.

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10 Heshy Fried October 14, 2009 at 3:38 PM

“You fool – it’s in the back not in the windows due to tznius.”

Jeez you can’t take a joke can you.

“Shave, get a haircut, buy some new clothes, start dating and maybe you’ll eventually marry.”

I have been dating someone since July, and she likes the scruffy look very much thank you.

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11 shlomo October 14, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Ha. I live down that block!

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12 Mindy October 14, 2009 at 4:59 PM

A woman has tolerated you since July? Don’t let her get away – she might be the only one!

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13 Alex @ Israeli Uncensored News October 14, 2009 at 6:05 PM

I recall about a year ago Rabbi Metzger banned unmarried girls from mikveh on the presumption that, being unclean, they will stop having sex.

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14 Jacob da Jew October 14, 2009 at 6:57 PM

Wow, Hesh…you got female trolls. I’m jealous.

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15 Heshy Fried October 14, 2009 at 10:24 PM

Jacob do you really believe they are female, half of my trolls comment under different names from the same Ip Adresses

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16 wannaBT October 14, 2009 at 7:20 PM

i was actually at a victoria’s secret the other day and i saw two really frum women there… (from monsey i believe)

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17 Material Maidel October 14, 2009 at 8:26 PM

I bought my most sexy lingerie in the least sexy place on earth – Gueula (that cute frummy shopping district near Meah Shearim in Jerusalem).
I bought two Calvin Klein nighties at the Mock Shop there when I was in seminary.
I haven’t been back since – I wonder if the place still exists?

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18 Material Maidel October 14, 2009 at 8:28 PM

I actually bought my most sexy lingerie in the least sexy place on earth – Geula (that frummy shopping district near Mea Shearim in Jerusalem).
I picked up two Calvin Klein nighties at the Mock Shop when I was in seminary.
I wonder if that place still exists?

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19 Elke Reva Sudin October 14, 2009 at 10:00 PM

While researching for my book on Hipsters and Hassids I went into a Satmar lingerie store right on the main drag of Lee Avenue. Behind the Shabbos robes in the front there were a fair amount of granny panties and just a lot of plain, haimeshe undergarments. Your basic fruit of the womb- i mean loom, and chayns her vay. Some pieces were a little racier, a little more lace than I would have expected. But I can’t say that I was disappointed that I wasn’t brought into a back room full of raunchy and uncomfortable corsets and garter contraptions. Women have enough to worry about without having to strap something else on when its only going to be taken off 2 minutes later. And if you are into that, you can buy in discretion online.

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20 FrumCurious October 14, 2009 at 11:10 PM

Good point. I think BECAUSE of tzinus people would be buying things discreetly over the internet – since it comes in a nice brown package at your doorstep (at least I think, anyway).

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21 Anonymous October 14, 2009 at 11:31 PM

I saw a lady walking into Tafi , a lingerie shoppe on clifton avenue here in Lakewood with what looked like a ten year old boy…..lol

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22 LolFrum October 14, 2009 at 11:44 PM

In AC there is a Victoria secret. I happened to be there with my GF (lolwut?shomernegiah- not in this relationship) And I saw some Hot Chanie looking women there browsing through the more risque pieces that they were selling there.

(You&mebabyaintnuthinbuthasidimsoletsdoitliketheydowithasheetinbetweenthem)

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23 Moshe October 15, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Main burinpark lingerie store is on New Utrecht. Back in the day when I was doing alarms/cameras/etc, I was in the back of the store, daaamn!

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24 Frum N' Flipping October 18, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Frum Curious- I dunno if coming home to a labeled victoria’s secret package sitting on your doorstep is a frummie’s ideal. What if the neigbors see?

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25 Moshe October 18, 2009 at 3:28 PM

That’s why FC said online store and not victoria’s secret. And victoria’s secret doesn’t have anything anyway. Order from an online adult store, better and bigger selection and comes in an unmarked bag/box.

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