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Craigslist ad seeking suicide bombers

This is probably a joke, thank you Dina for sending this to me over Facebook…

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Experienced Suicide Bombers Available for all your Terror needs (Ramallah)

Date: 2009-09-12, 12:01AM IDT
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Thank you for viewing our listing.We have experienced Suicide Bombers available for all your terror needs.Many eager Shaheeds waiting to greet 72 Virgins in Heaven.You’ve tried the rest we are the BEST.Suicide belts available in all sizes in stock for the Do it Yourselfer.We offer a 5 Hour class for the beginner in suicide bombs.World class Trainers from Pakistan,Syria, Iran are available in more intensive course. We also offer a special PreSchool Division for Early Suicide training.We have 40 years experience in all aspects of terror includind car, truck bombs, airplane hijackings, hostage taking,beheadings. Please contact Abdullah at Fatah Headquarters , Muquata ,Ramallah

  • Location: Ramallah
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • License info: Iran, syria,saudi arabia

PostingID: 1369788370

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  • Heshy Fried September 15, 2009, 2:49 PM

    If they are experienced, wouldn’t that mean they are dead?

  • ooohhhh, jihadists make me HARD! September 15, 2009, 3:06 PM

    those secksy belts!

  • Yiddishe Kup September 15, 2009, 3:18 PM

    Nothing gets by you…

  • Heshy Fried September 15, 2009, 3:34 PM

    Hey I worked as an investigator I have to be sharp

  • Talia September 15, 2009, 3:56 PM

    If these trainers are so world class… wouldn’t they be dead? It stands to reason, they are failures if they are still alive. Sounds like a racket to me…

  • Esther Kustanowitz September 15, 2009, 4:06 PM

    My favorite part of it – after I got over the fact that it’s an ad for suicide bombers, and even if it’s 99 percent a joke, there’s truth that recruitment is probably happening somewhere – is the typo: “includind.” You know, for Craigslist authenticity’s sake.

  • currency March 24, 2011, 7:36 AM

    I think there’s something wrong with the RSS feed here. Seems like a broken link to me?

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