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Have you decided to break shomer negiah?

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Debating whether to take your relationship to the next level, by touching? Well you should consider what this video has to say…

  • http://freshwater-phil.blogspot.com Phil

    The inventor’s is smart, marketing director’s a genius.

  • Sruly

    lol “oh my goshness”

  • STL Sam

    i love it and i want one

  • Dan

    I doubt this is a real product… all they did was go buy one of those grabber type things from Walmart, and make a video.

  • Anonymous

    not impressed… I expect more from frum satire

  • smoothshemp

    ok, that’s queer!

  • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

    Hey I didn’t make the video – I just posted it because its funny and bringd me back to late night Chuck norris infomercials

  • Westsider

    wow Heshy Fried. Thanks!

  • Xvi

    For people considering this as a viable option… i recommend watching Pushing Daisies. The pie-maker’s inventiveness in finding ways around negiah is brilliant. There was a real gemarah kup on that writing staff. I guarantee it.

  • http://frumcurious.blogspot.com FrumCurious

    I’ve seen this from your FB, Hesh. Hilarious!

  • WHAT I SAY IS….

    this sucks balls

  • jeniffer

    this just shows u have no life! go grab one tonight!

  • OPINIONATED

    If you can use a shomer stick, then is it okay to use a vibrator too? Can you put a vibrator at the end?

    What if the girl stands behind a Mechitza?

  • Former Teacher

    If they both close their eyes, is it okay to be naked and use the shomer stick?

  • Former Teacher

    If they both close their eyes, is it okay to undress fully and use the stick to touch each other?

  • PERVERT

    If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?

  • MAUREEN

    If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?

  • DR. GUTS

    Can they use the stick to exchange body fluids?

  • avrahamct

    that gripper seems like it would be more useful to grab food at kiddush through the crowd

  • http://www.jewcy.com/user/15348/schwartzie Schwartzie

    If I use the stick to perform the mitzvah of “shiluach ha’kan”, do I get the full schar?

  • ipitythefoo

    video – moderately amusing.
    comments – priceless.

  • Yochanan

    If Billy Mays was Jewish.

  • Yochanan

    Can any (modern) Hebrew speakers help me out with this one? Do native speakers (obviously religious ones) say things like?:

    Ani shomer (Negi’a)

    For some reason it seems like one of those bad grammar Hebrew terms that native English speaking Jews use (ex: TZni’ut as an adjective).

  • Dunhill

    It reminds me of coming home one night to find my very religious younger sister lying on the couch with her fiancé. She had her head on a pillow and he had his arms on a pillow on her chest. I thought it was so sweet and innocent. I am pleased I never had to endure that level of sexual frustration.

  • http://www.frumflipped.blogspot.com/ Frum N’ Flipping

    Yochanan, just saying you’re Shomer in hebrew will get the response “Shomer what?”

    You’ve gotta say “ani shomer negiah”
    vs. shomer shabbat, shomer kashrut, shomer al zchuyot hachasah begush katif, vechulei.

  • Bsamim Smoker

    Can a woman use the shomer stick to play with herself

  • http://michaelmakovi.blogspot.com Michael Makovi

    “Oh my goshness” – ROFLMAO

  • long dong

    I’m going to order one tonight

  • Anonymous

    Frum N’Flipping:

    As a follow-up, what syllable is accented on SHomer?

    From what I remember, on the first syllable, it would be a noun and translate as “gaurdian”. On the second it would be a verb and translate as “keep/protect/gaurd”.

  • http://esseragaroth.blogspot.com Ben-Yehudah

    Grammar correction [to all of you who continue this horrid grammatical error]:

    shomer negi’ah is a noun or adjectival noun phrase.

    shemirath negi’ah is the gerund.

    Get it right please.

    This kind of crap always happens to us when we’re galuth.

  • Sergeant J

    BY, try “in galut”, you cannot be “galut”.. This kind of crap….

  • http://esseragaroth.blogspot.com Ben-Yehudah

    Thanks for catching that.

  • Avner

    hilarious!

  • Ruthie

    I *just* thought to check these comments now.
    As the creator of this video, I can vouch that the product did not cost me more than $1.25. CANADIAN. It’s from the dollar store.
    But the first thing I thought was: “I *must* market this. I also picked up a couple for my two friends that are so paranoid with shomer negiah that they inspired this video.

  • Jeef

    teehee…the *feathers*

  • Al

    Russians and their wall rugs…