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Have you decided to break shomer negiah?

Debating whether to take your relationship to the next level, by touching? Well you should consider what this video has to say…

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  • Phil August 6, 2009, 2:06 PM

    The inventor’s is smart, marketing director’s a genius.

  • Sruly August 6, 2009, 2:35 PM

    lol “oh my goshness”

  • STL Sam August 6, 2009, 3:01 PM

    i love it and i want one

  • Dan August 6, 2009, 3:26 PM

    I doubt this is a real product… all they did was go buy one of those grabber type things from Walmart, and make a video.

  • Anonymous August 6, 2009, 3:28 PM

    not impressed… I expect more from frum satire

  • smoothshemp August 6, 2009, 3:41 PM

    ok, that’s queer!

  • Heshy Fried August 6, 2009, 3:56 PM

    Hey I didn’t make the video – I just posted it because its funny and bringd me back to late night Chuck norris infomercials

  • Westsider August 6, 2009, 4:20 PM

    wow Heshy Fried. Thanks!

  • Xvi August 6, 2009, 4:43 PM

    For people considering this as a viable option… i recommend watching Pushing Daisies. The pie-maker’s inventiveness in finding ways around negiah is brilliant. There was a real gemarah kup on that writing staff. I guarantee it.

  • FrumCurious August 6, 2009, 5:11 PM

    I’ve seen this from your FB, Hesh. Hilarious!

  • WHAT I SAY IS.... August 6, 2009, 7:09 PM

    this sucks balls

  • jeniffer August 6, 2009, 9:25 PM

    this just shows u have no life! go grab one tonight!

  • OPINIONATED August 6, 2009, 10:00 PM

    If you can use a shomer stick, then is it okay to use a vibrator too? Can you put a vibrator at the end?

    What if the girl stands behind a Mechitza?

  • Former Teacher August 6, 2009, 10:02 PM

    If they both close their eyes, is it okay to be naked and use the shomer stick?

  • Former Teacher August 6, 2009, 10:03 PM

    If they both close their eyes, is it okay to undress fully and use the stick to touch each other?

  • PERVERT August 6, 2009, 10:05 PM

    If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?

  • MAUREEN August 6, 2009, 10:05 PM

    If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?

  • DR. GUTS August 6, 2009, 10:06 PM

    Can they use the stick to exchange body fluids?

  • avrahamct August 6, 2009, 11:13 PM

    that gripper seems like it would be more useful to grab food at kiddush through the crowd

  • Schwartzie August 6, 2009, 11:14 PM

    If I use the stick to perform the mitzvah of “shiluach ha’kan”, do I get the full schar?

  • ipitythefoo August 7, 2009, 12:12 AM

    video – moderately amusing.
    comments – priceless.

  • Yochanan August 7, 2009, 2:53 AM

    If Billy Mays was Jewish.

  • Yochanan August 7, 2009, 3:01 AM

    Can any (modern) Hebrew speakers help me out with this one? Do native speakers (obviously religious ones) say things like?:

    Ani shomer (Negi’a)

    For some reason it seems like one of those bad grammar Hebrew terms that native English speaking Jews use (ex: TZni’ut as an adjective).

  • Dunhill August 7, 2009, 6:03 AM

    It reminds me of coming home one night to find my very religious younger sister lying on the couch with her fiancé. She had her head on a pillow and he had his arms on a pillow on her chest. I thought it was so sweet and innocent. I am pleased I never had to endure that level of sexual frustration.

  • Frum N' Flipping August 7, 2009, 6:55 AM

    Yochanan, just saying you’re Shomer in hebrew will get the response “Shomer what?”

    You’ve gotta say “ani shomer negiah”
    vs. shomer shabbat, shomer kashrut, shomer al zchuyot hachasah begush katif, vechulei.

  • Bsamim Smoker August 7, 2009, 7:54 AM

    Can a woman use the shomer stick to play with herself

  • Michael Makovi August 7, 2009, 8:49 AM

    “Oh my goshness” – ROFLMAO

  • long dong August 7, 2009, 12:47 PM

    I’m going to order one tonight

  • Anonymous August 8, 2009, 11:28 PM

    Frum N’Flipping:

    As a follow-up, what syllable is accented on SHomer?

    From what I remember, on the first syllable, it would be a noun and translate as “gaurdian”. On the second it would be a verb and translate as “keep/protect/gaurd”.

  • Ben-Yehudah August 10, 2009, 2:53 PM

    Grammar correction [to all of you who continue this horrid grammatical error]:

    shomer negi’ah is a noun or adjectival noun phrase.

    shemirath negi’ah is the gerund.

    Get it right please.

    This kind of crap always happens to us when we’re galuth.

  • Sergeant J August 10, 2009, 5:02 PM

    BY, try “in galut”, you cannot be “galut”.. This kind of crap….

  • Ben-Yehudah August 10, 2009, 5:10 PM

    Thanks for catching that.

  • Avner August 10, 2009, 11:36 PM

    hilarious!

  • Ruthie September 4, 2009, 2:37 AM

    I *just* thought to check these comments now.
    As the creator of this video, I can vouch that the product did not cost me more than $1.25. CANADIAN. It’s from the dollar store.
    But the first thing I thought was: “I *must* market this. I also picked up a couple for my two friends that are so paranoid with shomer negiah that they inspired this video.

  • Jeef September 5, 2009, 8:44 PM

    teehee…the *feathers*

  • Al September 23, 2009, 12:51 PM

    Russians and their wall rugs…

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