Debating whether to take your relationship to the next level, by touching? Well you should consider what this video has to say…
Have you decided to break shomer negiah?
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Phil August 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
The inventor’s is smart, marketing director’s a genius.
Sruly August 6, 2009 at 2:35 pm
lol “oh my goshness”
STL Sam August 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm
i love it and i want one
Dan August 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I doubt this is a real product… all they did was go buy one of those grabber type things from Walmart, and make a video.
Anonymous August 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
not impressed… I expect more from frum satire
smoothshemp August 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
ok, that’s queer!
Heshy Fried August 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Hey I didn’t make the video – I just posted it because its funny and bringd me back to late night Chuck norris infomercials
Westsider August 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
wow Heshy Fried. Thanks!
Xvi August 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm
For people considering this as a viable option… i recommend watching Pushing Daisies. The pie-maker’s inventiveness in finding ways around negiah is brilliant. There was a real gemarah kup on that writing staff. I guarantee it.
FrumCurious August 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I’ve seen this from your FB, Hesh. Hilarious!
WHAT I SAY IS.... August 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
this sucks balls
jeniffer August 6, 2009 at 9:25 pm
this just shows u have no life! go grab one tonight!
OPINIONATED August 6, 2009 at 10:00 pm
If you can use a shomer stick, then is it okay to use a vibrator too? Can you put a vibrator at the end?
What if the girl stands behind a Mechitza?
Former Teacher August 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm
If they both close their eyes, is it okay to be naked and use the shomer stick?
Former Teacher August 6, 2009 at 10:03 pm
If they both close their eyes, is it okay to undress fully and use the stick to touch each other?
PERVERT August 6, 2009 at 10:05 pm
If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?
MAUREEN August 6, 2009 at 10:05 pm
If the girl and boy are in a car, and there is no one around, can they close their eyes, undress and use the stick?
DR. GUTS August 6, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Can they use the stick to exchange body fluids?
avrahamct August 6, 2009 at 11:13 pm
that gripper seems like it would be more useful to grab food at kiddush through the crowd
Schwartzie August 6, 2009 at 11:14 pm
If I use the stick to perform the mitzvah of “shiluach ha’kan”, do I get the full schar?
ipitythefoo August 7, 2009 at 12:12 am
video – moderately amusing.
comments – priceless.
Yochanan August 7, 2009 at 2:53 am
If Billy Mays was Jewish.
Yochanan August 7, 2009 at 3:01 am
Can any (modern) Hebrew speakers help me out with this one? Do native speakers (obviously religious ones) say things like?:
Ani shomer (Negi’a)
For some reason it seems like one of those bad grammar Hebrew terms that native English speaking Jews use (ex: TZni’ut as an adjective).
Dunhill August 7, 2009 at 6:03 am
It reminds me of coming home one night to find my very religious younger sister lying on the couch with her fiancé. She had her head on a pillow and he had his arms on a pillow on her chest. I thought it was so sweet and innocent. I am pleased I never had to endure that level of sexual frustration.
Frum N' Flipping August 7, 2009 at 6:55 am
Yochanan, just saying you’re Shomer in hebrew will get the response “Shomer what?”
You’ve gotta say “ani shomer negiah”
vs. shomer shabbat, shomer kashrut, shomer al zchuyot hachasah begush katif, vechulei.
Bsamim Smoker August 7, 2009 at 7:54 am
Can a woman use the shomer stick to play with herself
Michael Makovi August 7, 2009 at 8:49 am
“Oh my goshness” – ROFLMAO
long dong August 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’m going to order one tonight
Anonymous August 8, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Frum N’Flipping:
As a follow-up, what syllable is accented on SHomer?
From what I remember, on the first syllable, it would be a noun and translate as “gaurdian”. On the second it would be a verb and translate as “keep/protect/gaurd”.
Ben-Yehudah August 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Grammar correction [to all of you who continue this horrid grammatical error]:
shomer negi’ah is a noun or adjectival noun phrase.
shemirath negi’ah is the gerund.
Get it right please.
This kind of crap always happens to us when we’re galuth.
Sergeant J August 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
BY, try “in galut”, you cannot be “galut”.. This kind of crap….
Ben-Yehudah August 10, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Thanks for catching that.
Avner August 10, 2009 at 11:36 pm
hilarious!
Ruthie September 4, 2009 at 2:37 am
I *just* thought to check these comments now.
As the creator of this video, I can vouch that the product did not cost me more than $1.25. CANADIAN. It’s from the dollar store.
But the first thing I thought was: “I *must* market this. I also picked up a couple for my two friends that are so paranoid with shomer negiah that they inspired this video.
Jeef September 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm
teehee…the *feathers*
Al September 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Russians and their wall rugs…