Brad Sugar pulled this out of his head
Remember the Time (For Mincha)
You Are Not Alone (The Yichud Song)
Don’t Stop till You Get Enough (kiddush)
Beat It (The Lulav Song)
Man in The Mir (yeshiva)
The Way Jew Make Me Feel
Black and White
Off the wall (commentary on the arab-israeli conflict, lol)
I know I never wrote about Michael Jackson, and since I don’t watch TV and was in Israel at the time I really didn’t get to see all the craziness that was going on, when I heard about it – I remembered the last time a celebrities death was made such a big deal about and that was Princess Diana.
Either way, my earliest memory of Michael Jackson is the Superbowl halftime show he played Heal the World. I was on a date once and started dancing to Don’t stop till you get enough and the first video I ever posted on You Tube was of me dancing in my car to the same song.
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Dude,
That clip is funny but I wouldn’t be too proud of it.
Gimmel Tammuz should be turned into a yom tov, the world is finally rid of an anti semitic child molester.
But Phil that means you would be celebrating the Rebbes death and child molesters death on the same day – unless…
Celebrating the Rebbe’s death? Come on, you should know me better than that by now.
what happened to it being rosh chodesh av and the nine days? oh wait, ur jewish?
Nice job Brad. Here’s my attempt at it:
JEWISH THEMES IN MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS by Rabbi Jason Miller
ABC – Learning the alef-bet in cheder
[I’m] Bad – The Vidui
Beat It – Hoshanah Rabbah theme
Ben – Hebrew for “son”
Black or White – How some describe Jewish law
Cheater – Bernie Madoff
Dancing Machine – There’s one at every Jewish
wedding
Dirty Diana – The Princess of Wales in Niddah
Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough – What you don’t say to a mohel
Ease on Down the Road (to teshuvah in Elul)
Enjoy Yourself – Father of the bar mitzvah says this to the guests
Got to Be There – Guilty thoughts early in the morning before minyan
I Want You Back – Pidyon Haben
I’ll Be There – Elijah says this before every bris
In the Back – Where everyone sits in shul
Jam – Goes nice on a bagel
Man in the Mirror – Cheshbon Nefesh
Off the Wall – What happens to your kvittel if you don’t stick it in the Kotel enough
Remember the Time – Pesach Seder (chayav adam lir’ot et atzmo…)
Rock with You – Palestinians said this to Israelis during Intifada
She’s out of My Life – Get
Smooth Criminal – Bernie Madoff
Someone in the Dark – Pharaoh during the 9th plague
The Girl Is Mine – “Harei at mekudeshet lee b’taba’at zo…”
Unbreakable – The chatan can’t smash the glass
Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ – Simchat Torah
We Are Here to Change the World – Tikkun Olam
We’ve Had Enough – Dayeinu
You Are Not Alone – Hashem is everywhere
lol
I will make a video of “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough Kiddush” for Purim 2010. bank on it.
Also, I will sometime in the next year completely randomly pull off kaddish – in shul – to a michael jackson tune.
Lastly, I will likely be kicked out of my community after the last aforementioned act.
Single Shomer Shabbat (not a bat but truly the cat!@that tigerlily type not girly but a woman – woe what do you say to who?) ME – hah hah hah hah –
light humor ooooh dirty humor – I like your humor
so far ( if only you had me near you ) STILL SINGLE?
Well – I know that I still seek a Mature 31 to 56 MAN
not a boy – sruga kippa no facial hair EYEBROWS A MUST !! Not the sfira or the3weeks type – YES must
shave – coed swimming coed dancing love the EIRUV