Moishele approaches Rabbi Schwartz and tells him, “Rebbe, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” Rabbi Schwartz inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we are dirty Bais Yaakov prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s terrible!” Rabbi Schwartz exclaimed, but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to daven and say tehillim. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to Daven.”
“Thank you!” Moishele responded. So the next day, Moishele brings his female parrots to rabbi schwartzes house. The rabbi’s two parrots are holding siddurim and davening in their cage.
Moishele puts his female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hi, we are dirty Bais Yaakov prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the siddurim away. Our prayers have been answered!
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Not only do I think I’ve heard this before, I think it was from this blog.
Cute
Nice one, but where do parrots get money?
Heard that one, reminds me of the other parot joke:
Guy has a foul mouthed parrot that keeps embarassing him every time he has company. One day, his mom comes over only to be insulted by the parrot. Guy gets fed up and sticks the parrot in the freezer to “cool off”. When he lets the parrot out, it’s all white and trembling. From that day on, it’s attitude changed completely. After a few weeks, the parrot musters up enough courage to ask him: “What terrible thing did the chickens do to deserve their fate?”
nice. i wish the rabbis had done that when i was in Yeshiva!
This definitely made my list of stuff I can’t post on my Facebook page, but I immediately email to selected family and friends.
I have definitely posted it before – but I got it on facebook so I figured I would share it again. Not everyone has been reading this blog since its inception
hahahaha! Funny hesh!
they were just parriting what the rabbi said
Newsflash: Breaking news that replaced our front page article “April 1st 2009 the CRI has banned this joke.”
“kobeisbetterthanobama says:
April 17, 2009 at 1:15 pm
they were just parriting what the rabbi said”
Does this mean that Moishele dresses up as a BY girl and goes out to walk the streets??