Comments on: Judging BT’s by their body maneuvers during shul

By: Making fun of Baal Teshuva girls | Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy

Making fun of Baal Teshuva girls | Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:42:35 +0000

[...] – this should seem obvious, but I know more about BT guys, I can spot them based on their dress, davening mannerisms and how they talk. I am sure girls do the same thing, I will attempt to write [...]

By: Baal Teshuva watching in Jerusalem rocks!!! | Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:26:56 +0000

[...] their hands to repent for all their sins. Modern orthodox, do the regular speed shuckel – but BT’s are quite violent with theirs, I have seen more then one forget their position and bump their hesad into the kotel [...]

By: Moshe

Moshe — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:56:45 +0000

Yep, no one knows how to gelila properly.

Also, no one knows how to put a talis on
properly either. People who wrap it around their heads when putting it on…

dys, I have flat feet too and I stand with them together. If you shemoneh esrei hurts when you have flat feet, try karate.

By: Jason S

Jason S — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:37:12 +0000

The plural of BT is BTs. BT’s is possessive.

By: yeshiva dude

yeshiva dude — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:46:45 +0000

FRUM SATIRE,

Concerning havdallah, my rebbi told us that the proper way by borei meorei ha’aish is to hold up ONLY your right hand (I’m not a 100% sure but he might be talking to righties), and look at fingernails, palm facing you, and than twist your hand to left and outstretch your fingers to view your nails again. Make sure to keep thumb covered at all times, and to see seperation between skin and fingernails. Hope this helps!

Phil,

I had a rebbi in elementary school that told me the same thing about the devil and looking out of the siddur. There must obviously be some kind of basis for it.

By: tesyaa

tesyaa — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:29:07 +0000

It must be a fast day, I’m so hungry. When I read “Silach Lanu Chops” all I could see was “Lamb Chops”.

By: Rentsy

Rentsy — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:34:10 +0000

I need to “stand up” for gelila. I’ve done gelila an inordinate amount. By now, I am a board certified gelila technician.

I can get the whole thing done by the time people are starting to sing “Orech Yamim”.

By: Frum Satire

Frum Satire — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:09:21 +0000

I thought the nails thing was to remember that Adam and Eve were made of nails before they ate from the tree.

By: HannaH

HannaH — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:40:18 +0000

scarf tallesim- ha! i never thought of it that way! that is really funny!
-what is also funny is when u see the tallesim that are rainbow striped! i always get a kick out of that!