Lipa Schmeltzer is the biggest thing in Jewish Music since the demise of 2 Live Jews, and like 2 Live Jews I am not sure how many people out side of the orthodox Jewish community actually know who Lipa Schmeltzer is. I was thinking about how similar Lipa Schmeltzer and Britney spears are, mostly because of the Britney and Lipas shaved heads and their photographs of them wearing nude stockings, nah, Lipa Schmeltzer doesn’t wear stockings and Britney doesn’t really wear anything, but here is my comparison between Lipa Schmeltzer and Britney Spears.
Britney and Lipa both have shaved heads. They also both come from the variety of folks who wear stockings, or very high socks. Lipa and Britney both have peyos, you may recall the Britney Spears video Hit Me Baby One More Time in which Britney Spears dressed up as an untznius bais yaakov girl with pigtails.
Did you see the picture of Lipa Schmeltzer from the Big Event? Take a closer look and you will see that he is wearing a very similar microphone to the kind that Britney Spears wears. They are both embroiled in nasty politics, Britney with her husband and Lipa with his community. Lipa and Britney both learn kaballah. They both sing to mostly single sex audiences and don’t play any instruments.
Lipa and Britney concerts both cost a ton, but I wonder how many scalpers show up for a Lipa event?
Reasons why I am full of crap:
Lipa Schmeltzer wears a bekishe, tzitzis and a hat while Britney Spears tries to run around naked.
Britney concerts do not feature a mechitza.
You cannot find any naked pictures of Lipa Shmeltzer online, while Britney Spears seems to be more a porn star than a singer.
The gematria of Lipa and Britney are completely different.
Britney Spears is much easier to pronounce then Lipa Schmeltzer or is it Shmeltzer?
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I think the black hat world will be defined by either you’re pro lipa or against him.
Maybe it’ll be a popular shiduch question:
Do you have any hungarian bubbies or lipa music in your home?
I love you!!!
Pinngry Blackbelt – did you go to a school called Pingry? (I did…)
You went to Pingry? I went to MKA.
I think the funniest part about Lipa, or rather- the fans of Lipa think he actually *IS* famous like britney spears.
Though I hate that type of music, Lipa’s a blast, he “badchanned” my sister’s wedding. His brother lives down the street from me, also a very interesting character to say the least.
I’m sure one day some sicko will get some nude mikveh shots and post them online. Seeing the direction we’re headed in, it’s bound to happen.
Another difference: I want to bang Britney, but I don’t want to bang Lipa.
Then again, when you see Britney without makeup, neither one is very bangable.
who are you? and where do you come up with this hilarious stuff?
Jude my mind is flowing with the most random of things – most of which I cannot put down on this blog.
Maybe I’m really out of the loop, or maybe my allergy to controversy about Jewish musicians is worse than I thought, but I don’t get it. Who wants to ban Lipa, and why? I haven’t even heard him (that I know of), but the impression I get from his pictures does not suggest anything objectionable. Is it just because he brings a little simcha into frum people’s lives, and this is not to be tolerated? Or just because certain people have been starving for a target for their sinas chinom for the last, oh, a little more than ten years, and they spontaneously exploded?
You know how many different gematrias there has to be one that can work. Britney Beis is 2 and reish is 200, yud is ten, nun is fifty, and another yud, take all the zeroes away and you have got 11, lipa is Lamed=30, yud=10, pey is 80, and hey is 5, take away all zeroes =17. Briney has five letters so take that plus 11 =16 and you are allowed to be one off. see they are comparible.
eminem and britney have something in common both have munchhausen by proxy
both of them their moms made them think one was special and the others mom made him think he was sh-t
britneys mom even admits it was her fault… she wanted her daughter to be something she never was well hon u done did urself two screwups both daughters are f-d up
this comment isnt really about lipa but soo what…
curious curious
Mike I was wondering if anyone would actually try that out
Lipa Schmeltzer is the biggest thing in Jewish Music [sic]
…or lack of thereof.
MikeInMidwood: that was a good one!
“…and like 2 Live Jews I am not sure how many people out side of the orthodox Jewish community actually know who Lipa Schmeltzer is.”
The WSJ actually had an article about him last Friday.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123570901272590937.html
hesh you rolling to my house this weekend?
call me this evening.
hesh i also just came across this http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Christian_salt_seller_hopes_to_shake_up_market.html
read the comments on the bottom
Hey Hesh, is cwilliam your transgendered pal from YU??
you interested homey?
I think the main difference is that one has talent while the other doesn’t. I’ll leave the who to you.
who is lipa shmeltzer? sounds like a disease.
Dr: “Sorry Mrs. Smith, theres nothing I can do, it seems your husband’s got stage 4 lipa shmeltzers.”
lipa and britney have one thing in common…they both are wayyyyy overated
Jew in the City,
I didn’t go to Pingry, but I went to HHS back when we matched or beat Pingry in 800’s every year.
#22 why dont I believe you are who you claim you are?