I wrote about GPS for frummies back in December and as with everything I write about someone stole my idea. Or to put it frankly, my ridiculous idea to direct frummies through kosher routes by forcing them to go around things like naked chick billboards, actually came true.
According to Vos Iz Neias which failed to mention its original inventor as me. It lists thousands of kosher restaurants and includes the Book of Psalms, the three daily prayer services, the Traveler’s Prayer, a Hebrew calendar, and two versions of Grace After Meals, its all in the new “kosher” GPS device.
The state-of the art electronic gadget geared to the religious public will be unveiled tomorrow morning at the office of the city’s Chief Rabbi Yisrael Meir Lau, who will “give his blessings” to the device.
Vos Iz Neias failed to mention that the creators of the Kosher GPS will be keeping track of every move you make. Similar to the lojack system which tracks a stolen car, the Kosher GPS will track you wherever you go, kind of like a Charedi version of “Enemy of the State”.