Heshy Fried, my real name is my new Facebook account – my old one was deleted – now I can really see who my groupies are. You can also join my Facebook club for up to date news about upcoming shows and such.
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Upcoming shows
I am going to be preforming in Cleveland, Ohio on Saturday night February 28th 8:30 pmat the Green Road Synagogue 2437 South Green road Beechwood Ohio, 44122. The show is part of an annual comedy night fund raiser for the Torah Umitzyon Kollel. Since it is a fund raiser I assume its tzedaka – the show is $25 at the door ($20 in advance)and will include a milchig dinner – wow at least I get some free food.
Working on two other upcoming shows as we speak – if anyone could put me on stage with a mic in the NYC area on February 20-21 I will be in town and I would love to preform.
I am moving again
I am moving to Denver next week mostly due to cost, but also because the original plan was to move to Colorado. I love the Jewish community of Dallas but its time to go especially since I have to be away for several weeks and my buddy in Denver wouldn’t charge rent for storage. I have some good fans in Denver and hope to be collaborating with them on various projects including a live podcast and possibly a TV or radio show.
Seeking advertisers
You may have noticed the advertisers on the right sidebar – I am working on getting more advertisers so I may concentrate more on the blog and not have to worry where my next rent payment will come from. Please contact me for more information. Or if you know of anyone who would want to advertise with me I would love ya. frumsatire@gmail.com
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Do you want to be a guest writer?
I am always looking for guest writers, if you would like to write something funny for posting here – please email me. I am also looking for some specific type of pieces of parts of pieces to be written. The following posts have been brewing in my head for some time but I simply don’t have enough personal experience to write about the following:
Here are just some ideas:
I want to do a compilation post on awkward moments for BT’s and Ger’s
Stereotyping different groups of sephardim Syrians vs. Bucharians vs. Moroccans etc…
Advertising slogans for different seminaries and yeshivas in Israel
Rudest things people have done/said at your shabbos table
Stereotyping different chassidishe sects
Funny shidduch date stories
Want to write something for Frum Satire? Have an idea for a post or video? Want to hook me up with your hot sister/daughter/mother? All feedback should be sent to frumsatire@gmail.com
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I’d love to do a guest post or contribute to a compilation post…I’m a BT in the making…and I’m making Aliyah at the same time! I know, gluten for punishment, can’t help it – let me know if you want a sample story or whatever!
Dallas just got less funny. Sorry to see you go…and you never made it up to Plano for Shabbos…..tsk tsk.
“I want to do a compilation post on awkward moments for BT’s and Ger’s”
Hesh, I don’t know if you’ve heard: I happen to write a blog about this.
wont let request go through
nevermind
Why was Frumsatire deleted?
Was thinking of doing a guest post on goddam liberal fags, seems like the Jewish rainbow post took care of that one, you got to the fruitcakes before I did. I’ll have to come up with something better.
Phil you can do whatever you want – what about a post poking fun at chabadnicks – like the different types of out of town chabadnicks – wait thats a good one for me to do.
I think FrumSatire was deleted because it wasn’t a real name. Maybe that’s Facebooks’ policy. I may be wrong though. Anyone?
I have several fake name FBs but, then again, they are low profile. I think he probably crossed the friend limit. He had over 2,000.
I’ll contribute to the BT/Gerim post…
I’ve already given you some ideas for rude things done at Shabbos table.
And you know I’ll bash the Bukies in a hot second. After Shabbos, if it’s not up, I’ll knock some stuff out for you.
“Was thinking of doing a guest post on goddam liberal fags, seems like the Jewish rainbow post took care of that one, you got to the fruitcakes before I did. I’ll have to come up with something better.”
Phil you’re obviously a gay dude in denial(not that there’s anything wrong with that) you’re obsessed with the subject of homosexuality waaaay too much……..
Couldn’t you receive another name, such as in a group or not? Why should frumsatire be banned? Heshy, if you want, I have a contact at Facebook. Do you want me to contact him?
Wow. Denver!? It’s my second-favorite U.S. city after Chicago, so I hope you love it. It’s such a beautiful, healthy, amazing place.
lkwd,
Yo momma,,,
I try to keep things old fashioned: I only facebook people I know, because I think it’s a place where the friend thing should be more serious. I’d Myspace any random person, (but really, who looks at myspace anymore?), but facebook is for people I’ve actually met (or really know somehow).
big fish i would love that
I know there’s a gazillion books out there, but how bout a book review or something like it… like something geared towards BTs… i just heard of this recently released book, and interestingly titled: “The Baal Teshuva Survival Guide”…
just a thought… i’m open to anything else too
Tevy thanks for the tip I just emailed the publicist – if they send me a free copy (they usually do) I will review it