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Proof that Obama is a gilgul of Yosef

This was sent to me be via facebook from blogger Dofan Akoma

Proof that obama is a gilgul of yosef…

1. Yosef told pharoh we have tough economic times coming

2. Yosef bought all the land from the private sector for the government nationalized industry (just like the bank/auto bailout)

3. Yosef paved the way for his BROTHERS,
get it? brothers?

4. Yosef created a social safety net, so that everyone would have enough to eat spread around the wealth (talk about being a socialist)

5. Yosef was noted for being a young wise ruler (avrech kind of sounds like barack, huh?)

6. Yosef had a history of slavery

7. Yosef had one parent who was deceased

8. Yosef had two children

9. Yosef interpreted DREAMS (and told them to his) FATHER

10. Yosef was involved in controversy surrounding his JACKET (that jacket was taken off, too)

11. Yosef was the first of his race to be a ruler in the land

{ 13 comments… add one }
  • ESP January 25, 2009, 12:52 PM

    Kick A** piece! Hoe-sof-ah, if I may: Obama and Yosef – both Messiah (Meshiach Ben Yosef)

  • Dofan Akuma January 25, 2009, 1:46 PM

    thanks hesh, you rule. (i deleted my blog a while back, that’s why the link won’t work).
    ESP, glad you liked it.

  • Mikeinmidwood January 25, 2009, 3:45 PM

    Wheres the part where Yosef and Barack are thrown in jail?

  • Dofan Akuma January 25, 2009, 6:14 PM

    don’t know about that, but, remember that yosef did have some acquaintance with merchants of spice and HERB.

  • yu January 25, 2009, 7:39 PM
  • Phil January 25, 2009, 9:58 PM

    Yosef was extremely good looking and very bright. Furthermore, he was humble and his actions exceeded his words.

    Obama is butt ugly, full of hype, reading keywords that some speech writers put on a teleprompter. He would be lucky to be a gilgul of Bilaam’s donkey.

  • CA January 26, 2009, 12:15 PM

    Its an interesting question whether a Jewish soul can be a gilgul in Obama.

    On the one hand, a Jewish soul can be a gilgul in a rock, a tree or a cow. So, kal vchoimer

    On the other hand, obvious problems with two souls in one body.

    Btw, Yosefs action were typical actions of a Jew involved in politics. Make the whole country socialist, resultin in everyone, especially Jews, being enslaved.

    rl

  • Jpeditor January 26, 2009, 7:10 PM

    But would Yosef have sent his adviser to talk with Hamas, push Israel to go back to pre-1967 boundaries, divide Yerushalayim, and import millions of arabs and stage NATO troops tween the IDF and Hamas & Hezbullah?

    Pinchas, pickup the blue and white courtesy phone, please, quick.

  • A. Nuran February 7, 2009, 12:33 AM

    Barack Obama didn’t have his nuts cut off by a jealous husband.

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