If you thought it was a bit ridiculous to bailout the banks and auto industry, you are bound to think the latest bailout is completely insane. Larry Flynt and Joe Francis (the dude who invented girls gone wild – said to be working on bais yaakov girls gone wild) have teemed up to ask the government for $5 billion in bailout funds.
I understand how the recession hurts the porn industry, after all the only people who pay for porn (I don’t know anyone who does) are wealthy people who can afford to. I understood paying for it when dial up was the fastest internet out there, but who wants to pay for something that is free.
To me the porn industry is similar to the American car makers, people want cool efficient cars – the big 3 couldn’t deliver so we bought Hondas and Toyotas. Same thing here, you offer it for free and no one wants to pay.
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Funny, I actually saw this on AOL news.
It’s written so seriously. lol
i smell publicity stunt
That cartoon is too funny. Of course the porn is on the hard drive. Porn on the floppy wouldn’t be very effective, now would it?
You can’t be serious, porn and gambling are the most proftable online industries since the net was created.
If this story is true, it could be a candidate for joke of the year.
Funny/sad enough, the entire online porn industry was created by 3 Jews, one named Cohen, one named Levy and the third had a Jewish name ending in “ski”. I watched a fascinating documetary on it about a year ago.
“said to be working on bais yaakov girls gone wild”
Pre-order me a copy, eh?
Flint’s spokesperson said, “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Excuse me? It’s not for us to decide? As taxpayers, it’s *OUR* money! However, if they can fine McDonald’s for making hot coffee, I’m sure they’ll give money to these pervert peddlers.
If you read the article through and through, you’ll see that it is intended to embarrass the banking and auto industry. I say, well played, Mr. Flint! Good to see the porn companies making sane political arguments, eh?
Bais Yaakov Girls gone wild would have been put out already if there were a market for it.
LOL thats amazing, so much corruption in the world… we can help end the corruption.
Dude, there is a market…we gotta sit down and bring the concpt to market.
Jacob if I wasn’t religious and wasn’t force fed mussar for half my life about the evils of girls and masturbation I would have done it a long time ago.
The yetzer tov gets in the way
I loved the pornographic descriptions of rape in the Talmud. I loved the characters in the Bible, new and old, patronizing prostitutes. But most of all, I love this news story. What a great parody!
Brings new meaning to a “stimulus package”.
Yeah, you can get it for free, but if you want to look at your favorite porn star’s pores in high-definition, that can only be done through the magic of DVD/Blu-Ray. Plus, multiple angles…..
WIN.
Lonelyman – well its a business and like any other I think they need to face it – they need new ideas or new customers. What about Rabbi porn or shomer negiah porn? Maybe they can do Jihad porn.
Jihad porn – where the money shot is explosive
I saw a clip of Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild.
They were wearing their uniforms (I think they were from Yeshiva of Brooklyn) and were asked to flash a little, and they (gasp!) exposed some ankle! BOING!!!
Boy was I aroused…
When Bais Yaakov girls go wild they do it in secret, you would have to have the cameras hidden very well.
I can confirm that this is one giant troll that the media lapped up like the retards they are.
they claim that they need $5billion to get peoples sex drives back up… which is outrageous, outrageous that they need that much an dthat they’re asking the government for it, but I also read that because of the recession, people aren’t going out as much so everybody’s sex lives has improved!
this was on bbc news, very interesting story. it’s outrageous that need $5 billion to stay in business, and even more outrageous that they’re asking the goverment for it. but it’s interesting because they claim to need the money to bring back peoples sex drives but I also read that due to the recession, people aren’t going out as much so everybody’s sex lives has improved!
Larry Flynt founded Hustler, not Girls Gone Wild (and at age nine he had his first sexual experience, which involved violently sexually attacking then killing a chicken, an event which both he and many pundits have identified as being important in shaping his attitudes towards sex and women!)
Without porn, men would actually get married and not discard every normal-looking woman.
Men need to keep their eyes focused on ugly women and get married.
God, when will people realize that they are doing this to satirize the bail-outs?
ITT: IT’S NOT FOR REAL!
Love the cartoon!
Love the humor.
Love the blog!