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Lusting over sour cream donuts

Sour cream donuts are like no other donut, they are a completely different experience then most donuts. For they have a taste like no other donut, don’t believe me? Go and try one- the first time I tried one, I expected cream to come flowing from the breach made by my teeth, yet all I felt in my mouth was moist cake like donut, it tasted different then an ordinary donut and the unseen sour cream I had been so afraid of was nowhere in sight.

I wondered how donut companies could promote such false advertising, I mean a boston cream donut has cream inside, but sour cream donuts do not, hence making me wonder- what on earth a sour cream donut is? Trying to get someone to try a sour cream donut presents many issues, first off, who the hell wants sour cream in their donut- seems like a baked potato condiment to me, second off many people do not like cream in their donuts- so to convince someone to try it- is tough.

In order to show you the goodness of the sour cream donut, and to bring the sweet sensations only sour cream donuts can offer- I made this video of someone trying a sour cream donut for the first time.

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  • Yes im anonymous and im proud! November 30, 2008, 12:11 AM

    Why dont you post anything about whats going on in India??????????

  • Frum Satire November 30, 2008, 1:42 AM

    What should I say? Seriously, i there really anything to say?

  • Rabbi's Wife November 30, 2008, 2:31 AM

    Hey, aren’t these the dumpster diving guys?

    And, no there isn’t anything for you to say about the situation in India. It’s horrible, not worthy of satire.

    Stupid Troll.

  • Frum Satire November 30, 2008, 3:17 AM

    Thank you Rabbis wife- I strive to bring laughter not sadness- I had something on facebook for it.

    These are the same guys

  • utubefan November 30, 2008, 9:11 AM

    Bottom line, I was curious to see how you handled this weekend’s situation. Yes, this is a satire website, but you did have two options:
    1. to go dark out of respect for the dead–no explanation (we all would have understood)
    2. to comment on it much as you break for Divrei Torah and then move on in a day or two

    Ignoring it completely is definately not cool. I know that doesn’t matter to you, but stop a minute and ask yourself what does? What the hell does if you can’t stop talking about donuts for a day to honor a modern-day pogrom. I am out, don’t worry. You can slam the door on my behind.

  • A23 November 30, 2008, 10:45 AM

    Why does he have to write about it? While most blogs did mention it, there is nothing wrong with not doing so. If you want to read about it, I’m sure you can find something somewhere else. This blog VERY rarely does current events.

  • shevers November 30, 2008, 12:55 PM

    Theres no way I want to hear satire about the situation there….

  • Frum Satire November 30, 2008, 1:06 PM

    Shevers- there is no way I would ever write satire about an event like that-but I just wrote about why I did not write about it.

  • shevers November 30, 2008, 1:11 PM

    No I know, I was corroborating what Rabbi’s Wife said.

  • jack November 30, 2008, 4:03 PM

    Where can i get a sour creme donut?

  • Batya November 30, 2008, 10:06 PM

    Send it to kcc.
    Never heard of those things before.

    Chutzpah! is as close to “satire” as you can get about it.

  • Chris_B December 1, 2008, 6:56 AM

    I *must* have one of these donuts, but I’m afraid they simply dont exist in Japan.

  • coolyiddishemama December 2, 2008, 10:33 PM

    Cool yiddish papa and I got to sample from the first certified kosher batch! We are friends with some of the machers who pushed for the hechsher. Within a couple months, though, some rabbonim made noise that it should be removed since it allowed “mixed” socializing (boy/girl; frum Jew/goyim). It’s still there, though… 🙂

  • Yochanan December 3, 2008, 2:10 PM

    Apple cider donuts are the best.

  • Anonymous February 17, 2012, 7:56 AM

    lol~ How is the poster such an idiot compared to the people he’s hanging out with?

  • adfs July 21, 2014, 11:50 AM

    the fat guy should not be talking on camera

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