If you knew how many people a day came to my site by searching any of a wide variety of frum or chassidic combined with the words porn, sex, gay, lesbian, horny, etc… it would be quite shocking. In fact I would love to see the looks on some of these peoples faces as they clicked on my site and expected some bais yaakov porn. But of course google is weird and combines all sorts of things to make the search engine come up with what it does and non of that stuff actually exists. Almost every guy I know has searched for frum porn at one time or another, sometimes going as deep as 10 pages into google when they realized that David Frum a political commentator takes up most results that include frum in the search term. Until now!
I was in Rochester, NY for shabbos and someone made a comment about a new Israeli film that was playing at the Image Out Film Festival which is Rochester’s very own Gay film festival. The film is called The Secrets and its about a seminary in Tzfat where two girls fall in love. Bais Yaakov girls gone wild on film, what could be better? Since it is an Israeli film its probably safe to say that there will be some hot frummy lesbian sex scenes.
I was told that this is actually happening on a regular basis in frum girls schools and I wouldn’t be surprised, considering that all I hear about is pillow fights and KY wrestling matches after they get back from Cafe Rimon and Fro-Yo.
To find more about The Secrets click the link and scroll down the page about 3/4 way.
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I love Fro Yo.
The trailer is here, btw: http://www.thesecretsmovie.com/
Very intense looking … maybe this is why there’s a shidduch crisis?
Yeah, every sem has got it’s scandals. By us it was the arts-and-crafts-room under the staircase, where a couple would bolt themselves in, and spend time in the dark doing..?
There was another couple who practically lived together. But now one of them’s married, so, who knows.
But that film is old news in Israel, not that i’ve seen it.
ps. Is this one of the things you get paid to mention?
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I thought you were going to post about the speaker on YK. Hmmph.
What did the lesbian rabbi have to say about the film?
Future druggie what on earth do lesbian seminary girls and slurpees have to do with each other?
Juggling- I should write about that a little more. Maybe after yuntiff I have so much stuff to post but I like to keep to 2-3 posts per day for your insanity
Druggie probably had the munchies.
Trailer is pretty funny, looks like the Israeli film makers are catching on to the Chareidi sex theme. A couple years back they had the gay guys (trembling before g-d), before that it was the cheating frummie with a tichel (kadosh). What’s next, the frum farmers doing the farm animals?
when i was at machon alte in tsfat i think the runor was that it was filmed there. should i be insulted that no one hit on me????
Dude I heard it was supposed to be at Chitrik’s seminary … And if I remember correctly I think someone did hit on you a lot actually.
ohhh wow this was a pretty funny post. cuz yea, all girls go around having pillow fights in their underwear. ALL the time! ha!
me and this guy i know were JUST talking abt this- he found pics from his sisters year in sem- and shes making out w/her roommate in a few pics so he asked me if this was normal or if she turned lesbo. i let him know that its normal. cmon, girls go to another country for a whole year, get really close with their apartment-mates, get drunk, and do stupid things. and then they just dont really talk about it. theyre preached their whole lives that hooking up with guys is wrong, but no one said anything abt girls!
and no, im not talking from experience.
Sure sure- write about your experiences and you can be assured some good blog traffic.
ur onto us there
Getting drunk and making out in sem, I didn’t think things got that raunchy there. And to think that’s normal… Maybe I’m too old?
We got drunk often in the dorm, but if some guy had ever tried that with me, I’d probably be sitting in jail for murder.
Now here’s a list of of Jews that are frum….just like you and me
Rabbi Kolko lights the menorah
phil- its not like everyones going around doing this! but its not weird anymore if u r. i dont know, im old too… back in my day, if a girl hooked up with another girl- she was CRAZY! but times have changed my friend…
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Simply to weird for me, I feel like an outdated dinosaur at 35.
I can understand it in a movie, the guy wants to create contoversy to get publicity by using frum characters. Lesbianisim isn’t allowed in religion, (although it’s “less severe” of a sin than heterosexual relations), you can see from the posts on this blog how everyone will be talking about this film, thereby getting the film maker free advertising.
I wonder if the girls that get into this are typically the “reject” type or the “butch” type (or both).
Where I come from, a nickname for a kiss is a slurpee.
oh well i feel old at 21! i guess back in ur days things were VERY different.
“I wonder if the girls that get into this are typically the “reject” type or the “butch” type (or both).”
get into what?
Doesn’t make sense…how is it now normal?
If a girl isn’t gay, why would she do something like that? She’s is seminary, not a college party school.
OMG! I’ve seen that movie before
There aren’t any intense lesbian sex scenes though
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Getting into making out, “carpet munching”, etc.
I have to agree with the latest anonymous, I can’t see why even a drunk girl would try unless the were gay or bi.
every girl is a little bit bisexual
Thanks for ruining my fantasy anon
I was in sem last year so I know for a fact that this stuff happens.Studies have shown that sometimes woman’s minds confuse intense friendship with love that that why in sem like situation girls tend to do this. The chabad schools in tzfat were generally the examples that this was going on cus they were so open about it. It really was more of experimenting for most girls. Just ask around and find out the nicknames of some of the sems to prove that this happens. As far as how far girls go i can really only talk about what i saw first hand which a lot of cuddling, kissing( no making out though…at least none that i know about) hand holding, a lot of boob grabbing and walking around without clothing. I know a few boys school who also have rumors about them going around also. Bottom line is that in a dorming environment people tend to get close to each other and just want to try things out that they wouldn’t try normally.
I think thats true anon. I mean for most women love involves that whole best friend aspect… so… silly brains.
hey shevers, i totally don;t remember getting any lesbo attention in tsfat. am i repressing memories? jog my brain a little bit cause if anything good ever happened i totally want to make a movie about it (i mean, not like i would even know what movies are like because i am way too chassidishe to watch any of them.)
Lol… I didn’t insinuate there was an acutal lesbo action. I’m just saying, I think you got hit on a few times by a good buddy.
Maybe I should go in drag to Tzfat and check the facts just for honest reporting of course.
Of course of course. Naturally.
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sorry i was getting annoyed that my comment from before wasnt working, so i typed that to see if it would work now, and then i saw that my comment actually did go up. and i dont know how to delete that so oh well
Frun Satire:
Maybe you should get those Aliyah guys to sponsor the drag trip to Tzfat. You’d probably make a decent “undercover” butch until they find the tree trunk.
Seems the “hot frummie lesbo action” the guys are thinking of isn’t exactly what’s going on up there.
Since when is cuddling with friends considered sexual?
awwww. …cuddling. well, the torah tells me i’m not allowed to cuddle with my own husband close to 2 weeks/month so there must be something sexual about it, eh?
Oooh, it’s the Chaya Mushka love fest.
So basically, Israeli filmmakers are recently discovering that, like other “regular” people, haredim have sex. What else is new?