Happy new year to all of my readers who go according to the Jewish Calendar, for all you Gregorian Calendar folks- happy September 29th. I hope everyone who I wronged, offended or pissed off can forgive me and keep on reading. May all of you who removed me from your blogrolls for offending you- place me back on because Hashem says you should forgive. May all my stalkers find someone who wants them and leave me alone and may we all be zoche to eat challah with honey for longer then just till after succos.
Wishing you all a Happy New Year
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Happy new year.
I eat challah with honey like every day! Highly recommended.
Shana Tova, Hesh.
Thanks for keeping us laughing all year long.
l’shanah tovah, folks. Heimish and anyone else I may have offended, please forgive me; I hope we can agree to disagree. Looking forward to meeting more of you in the new year.
sarah
This is from the fake newspaper “The Onion”:
Jews To Celebrate Rosh Hashasha Or Something
JERUSALEM—Jews the world over are preparing to celebrate Rosh Hashanukah or something this weekend, the traditional Jewish holiday marking some sort of rebirth and new beginning, or maybe the Jews’ liberation from some foreign ruler 55,000 years ago. “Rash Kishansha is a very holy time for the Jewish people,” said Paul Castellano, a guy from Houston whose gastroenterologist is Jewish. “I think Dr. Futterman said it’s the holiday where they light that chandelier and blow that horn.” Lasting 12 days, Ran Hosea is followed by Yor Kiplach, the Festival of Sand, during which no buttered bread may be eaten in remembrance of the flooding of the ancient Temple of Hosea.
Shana Tova to you as well.
I haven’t really read this blog so often since it’s updated so frequently, but I will try in the coming year to read and comment more.
Shana Tova to you Hesh!
Yihi ratzon, may all you Frum Satire Fans have a wonderful year from the Holy City of Shiloh!
Amen.
Shana Tova, Hesh.
May you find the girl of your dreams, and may she appreciate your humor.
Shana Tova to you too Hesh, and all of your readers
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