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Ever get pissed off at someone sitting next to you on the plane?

This was posted a long time ago, but its funny enough to repost.

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane – and lets be honest, weve all been there

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who wont leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, and start mumbling.
7. Then hit this link:

{ 9 comments… add one }
  • A23 July 22, 2008, 2:36 PM

    8. Get a free trip to Guantanamo, Cuba.

  • KissMeI'mShomer July 23, 2008, 1:09 PM

    Heh. 😉
    Anyone know if the Arabic script actually says something?

  • Meira July 23, 2008, 1:54 PM

    Ha. I’ve got people in my office laughing their asses off over this!

  • BiggestFish July 23, 2008, 5:17 PM


  • Larry July 25, 2008, 7:55 AM

    Yeah that’s the oldest link in the book. I was bothered on a plane yesterday actually by the one sitting behind me. If I had a laptop I may have not been so upset but the retard wouldn’t let me move my seat back an INCH. As if they didn’t move theirs back. Thats the whole point, everyone moves back a drop and relaxes and you get the same amount of room. Who could sit straight like a robot for 11 hours?

  • Mahla July 15, 2010, 8:06 PM

    I just saw this for the first time and found it so funny I ‘shared’ it on my Facebook. Considering that whenever I fly I make it a point to fly in hijab, I think this would go over even better. ;^D Couldn’t help but comment on this one despite its advanced age. :^)

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