Comments on: What do you tell your date if you need a long bathroom break?

By: Yakov

Yakov — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:43:26 +0000

Gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool.

gotta make a sacrifice to the porcelain god.

gotta make some cholent.

gonna make something that will make charoses look like a delicacy

By: David

David — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:55:47 +0000

I gotta say, I’ve had several unplanned bathroom breaks while dating. Everytime the girl was really cool about it and understood. We’re all human…

By: SnoopyTheGoon

SnoopyTheGoon — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:17:04 +0000

Don’t tell her anything, aside of asking for the location of the bathroom. While there, pray loudly for all to hear and, after returning, explain that this is your special time for a prayer…

It can’t have but a positive effect.

Oh, and if she understands men she will know that for us a bathroom visit is 20 min. at least. If she doesn’t you’ll have to ditch her anyhow.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:04:44 +0000

tell him or her ur going to be a lil while and dont come looking for u. bec one time on a shidduch date i told the guy i was gonna use the bathroom and bec i didnt take 2 secs to take a wizz he freaked out and came looking for me. i said just how old do u think i am? oh and eventually i made him cry… that didnt last too long.

By: Frumbutnotaidel

Frumbutnotaidel — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:57:07 +0000

I dated one guy that would excuse himself for about 15 minutes to use the bathroom (I really hope that’s what he was doing).

Hesh, girls don’t fart! Where’d you get that idea?

By: Meira

Meira — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:34:48 +0000

Hadassah, I agree. The test is so rigged. Perhaps we are so far above par that the test cannot properly measure it?

By: Hadassah

Hadassah — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:10:14 +0000

Meira – i think the test is rigged. somehow i got below par also, and i know i am so above par its just not normal!

By: heshman

heshman — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:40:48 +0000

LMAO at that line SB woa that is amazing I may have to use that one.

By: s(b.)

s(b.) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:06:05 +0000

If I found out a guy couldn’t handle going to the bathroom outdoors, that would totally be a red flag. ‘Cause, um, that would make us hashkafically incompatible. Seeking sjm not afraid to put the deuce in hisbodedus. (I wouldn’t write an ad that way, I just made myself laugh, so I figured I’d share.) (yes, I know what hashkafa means.)