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How do you say good shabbos? (video)

April 14th, 2008 · 22 Comments

This video corresponds to the very well received post on the guide to saying good shabbos.

Hacking Update
Life must go on, besides I am expecting the folks from yeshiva world news to hack me again and this time delete this blog for good. I reason to suspect it was something to do with yeshiva world news because I wrote to articles bashing them in the last couple weeks- I have written hundreds of offensive articles- but coincidentally in the week I bash a fellow blog- my site goes dead- and typical of charedim- they redirect to porn. If this were to happen I invite you all to visit and change your blogrolls to my old site frumsatire.wordpress.com
that site has all of my posts for the first year and a half. I am working on exporting all comments and old posts to that site as well for an exact mirror site. For now I will continue to use this site until the hackers permanently delete or deface this blog. Of course thats when the fun begins.

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22 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Typical? // Apr 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I didn’t know it was typical of chareidim to hack into webpages and replace them with porn.

    shows what I know…

  • 2 Shelomo from Ocean Pkwy. // Apr 14, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    We say “pajamas” back to some of the people with hats. They are too confused to understand and they walk away bewildered.

  • 3 heshman // Apr 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Well a number of big bloggers have been hacked in the past most notably Hasid and a Heretic. I can only presume that the people getting pissed off at what I write are Charedim- it makes sense- I highly doubt your NCSY chapter president is getting too offended at what I say.

    Shelomo- that is kind of like instead of Rabosy Niverech- its rubber tires never break or rub my thighs with your rake.

  • 4 outaline // Apr 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Just imagine the chaos if such a thing were to happen on Yeshiva World.

  • 5 mazeartist // Apr 14, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Hesh-

    Mayber your cousin was upset about the letter I wrote to the Press that got published. My letter pointed out that gedolim are not perfect. (imagine that!) Frankly, I was suprised it got published.

    Besides, compared to Failed Messiah, your blog is actually clean and respectful of all Jews.

  • 6 anon // Apr 14, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    I don’t think its fair to openly accuse YWN of something you honestly have no way to prove they did.

    It was more likely a prank or some antisemitic whatever.

  • 7 heshman // Apr 14, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    I have not openly accused anyone, if I had openly accused them- you would have seen 50 bloggers with the story, a video about it and my old boss from when I worked as an investigator in Albany working on the case.

    Now I can theorize all I want, I have a feeling it may have even been my web designer giving me an ego boost.

    But it all comes back to a few things, why was I hacked when insinuating things were written in direct relation to yeshiva world news this past week- in fact the post up while I was hacked was about YWN’s stupidity. Furthermore I have written way more offensive things and have never been hacked.

    On top of all this- after contacting several of the larger Jewish bloggers I have come to learn that the guy who runs YWN is a shmuck that has been known to do some pretty sleazy things- and these aren’t podunk shidduch crisis bloggers- these are folks with hundreds of thousands of visitors.

    But then again it could just be some random hack(not to be confused with taxi cab drivers) and I am blowing my moment of glory way out of proportion- or maybe I have access to my ftp site and can track IP addresses and logs? Or maybe I am a sick dude and hacked my own site? Like the owl said- the world may never know.

  • 8 mazeartist // Apr 14, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    I use Stat Counter to track my visitors

  • 9 jelen // Apr 15, 2008 at 1:21 am

    *breaks into NCSY kumbaya song* aaaaachheeeiiinuuuuu kol beit yisraeeeellllll!

  • 10 heshman // Apr 15, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Thats right Jelen

  • 11 YOSSI // Apr 15, 2008 at 10:06 am

    yeshiva world is known for taking down blogs and trying to ruin other jewish websites as they want a monopoly

  • 12 heshman // Apr 15, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Kind of like the Wal Mart of jewish blogs eh

  • 13 utubefan // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    How do you wish a happy Pesach?

    Chag Kasher V’Sameach?

    A Kusherin Peysach?

    A Zeesen, Kusheren Peysach?

    Happy Passover?

    or as the security guard at my school says:
    “Have a good one!”

  • 14 heshman // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I say Chow

  • 15 Frum Funky Fab (slightly eidel) // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Dude, you are so TALL. I can see your head shadow on the ceiling.

  • 16 Frum Punk // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Hesh is a midget. That ceiling is four feet tall.

  • 17 heshman // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Haha, this discussion is hilarious

  • 18 Jelen // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    is it weird that when i saw “hacking” i read “hocking??”

  • 19 Frum Punk // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Jelen: If you think about it, there’s little difference.

  • 20 heshman // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    You must be spending too much time reading my stuff.

    Don’t worry I used to have that effect on girlfriends of mine who would start using the words “dude” and “man” in normal conversations.

  • 21 IHateFlatbush // Apr 16, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    totally unrelated….but

    I dare every “frum” jew in flatbush to go through a day without saying “You’re not allowed”.

    The day that happens, Mashiach will come.

  • 22 Headbanger // Apr 17, 2008 at 12:19 am

    And just in time for the Karban Pesach. The Beis Hamikdash was a slaughter house. There is no way an animal rights activist could be a frum jew. The blood was up to their knees.

    There is something about Flatbush that causes people to use the word assur frequently. I think it’s because everyone feels they are required to be mekarev the guy next to them by telling him whats permissible and whats not. The problem is everyone is a robotic conformist themself and really wants to throw their clothes off and jump the nearest russian model they see but Tante Mashi might see and tell Tatty…

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