Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy

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• 1 Ari // Mar 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm

  Then there are the guys that needed a clear runway in front of and behind them for oseh shalom bimromav.

  Personally? The ones that *don’t shuckle at all* have the most authority. Stock still. I mean, deep in discussion with G-d. Don’t mess with them.

• 2 frumcollegegirl // Mar 4, 2008 at 4:02 pm

  ha i should post a video response of shuckling techniques for girls. only the real frummy ones actually shuckle. most of them hold their siddur in one hand and support it with their other hand like you demonstrated in your lecha dodi observations

  mad funny!

• 3 Maddox // Mar 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm

  I was once waitering a kiddush when some girl did a bow all the way down causing some hotness to be revealed and I dropped a plate of herring. Talk about tight. And this is a real frum shul. I think that’s one thing that gets overlooked, you can be tznius top to bottom yet see everything.

• 4 Hesh // Mar 4, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  Reminds me of that time I was walking in Israel in Geula and a gust of wind came and threw up two girls skirts all the way.

  I couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. Tznius can never thwart the Marlyn Monroe effect.

• 5 A23 // Mar 4, 2008 at 7:10 pm

  ^
  Maybe wearing pants would have been more tznius…

• 6 frumcollegegirl // Mar 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  maddox-you seriously had me laughing out loud there-which can be very embarrassing in public.

  but about tznius in geula, i wonder if those girls got bleached for having their skirts blow up. maybe it was before the bleacher was on the loose

• 7 heshman // Mar 4, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  Nah my buddies and I were the only ones around, though we saw the panties which means they forgot their bullet proof stockings.

• 8 Maddox // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:17 am

  Where did you laugh loud? I was laughing right in jury duty but people didn’t even bat an eye because jury duty is just another form of slow death that this country has renamed to civic duty.

• 9 frumcollegegirl // Mar 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  in digital photography class. i’m supposed to be playing around with a really boring image of snow on a roof, but blogging is way more entertaining

• 10 Maddox // Mar 5, 2008 at 9:40 pm

  Blogging is pretty boring. Finding someone who has one worth looking at is the key.

• 11 frumcollegegirl // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:53 pm

  hmm…is that why you don’t advertise a blog? scared it will be boring?

• 12 heshman // Mar 5, 2008 at 11:00 pm

  Wow maddox I feel so honored. I also find blogging to be pretty boring and therefore never actually blog in the true sense(posting comments on other blogs and spending time doing links and such)

• 13 The Babysitter // Mar 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm

  Maddox: I thought you do blog? or at least rant? lol

• 14 Maddox // Mar 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm

  It’s on clubcorruption.net, I am Genitalgrinder. But it’s probably not worth looking at.

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