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Help I Quit My Job and Need New One!!!

So I quit my job last week and am now broke. Fortunately it wasnt my only job, although it was my main gig. I never really discussed my job here on the blog due to confidentiality issues and although I will not discuss at great length the details. I worked up until a few weeks ago as Private Investigator hired by localities mostly to track employees that have been out on disability to build cases against them for collecting insurance while they were indeed able to move around. My firm and I did this through multiple ways, most of which were done through surveillance, dmv records and good old sleuthing around the property and filming them while following them around. Sounds cool and creepy I bet and your right on both ends, besides for the hours of monotonous waiting around for someone to leave their house, torah tapes and jazz can only keep you sane for so long.

So back to the main point of this post, I am broke and being that I am broke and living on a paycheck to paycheck deal I am trying to make money with this blog, until someone may notice I have some sort of talent and start paying me to utilize I have to take any offers I get for advertising, etc

So I received an email the other day from someone who merely left his number and said we should talk. It was a Jewish area code number so I called and this is what the dude said. He started a site a while back that compiles Jewish news stories from around the net and allows people to rate them. He also has random weird news and tech news stories. I am always intrigued by the weird news, like the dude a few weeks ago who got caught having sex with his bike. As a cyclist I found this amusing since I am in a love affair with 3 bikes currently.

So this guy basically is asking me to promote his site, since this is not a pay per click deal I can rightfully tell you to visit his site and check it out, if you like it please pass along the link to other fine folks. You may ask yourself, whats in it for me? Well the more money I can make off this thing the more excited I am to bring you funny shit to laugh at while you employed folks who rake in the dough and can actually feed yourselves sit at work being entertained by my ranting.

So people please visit www.frumsource.com for me your favorite blogger who wants to keep on doing this for foreseeable future.

Lastly, if anyone wants to hire me to do anything please contact me at frumsatire@gmail.com because I am seriously desperate for a job.

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  • iCE hORSE November 16, 2007, 3:06 PM

    Wishing You The Best Of Luck With That Job. And About That Site ,Pretty Cool!

  • iCE hORSE November 16, 2007, 3:29 PM

    I didn’t post that! There’s an imposter among us

  • impostor November 16, 2007, 3:39 PM

    Yea sorry that impostor would be me. I did not do that on purpose i left the name field blank I guess it filled it out automatically SORRY

  • Hesh November 16, 2007, 3:59 PM

    The site puts in whoever commneted last as the name, so if you leave it blank thats what happens

  • Nicole November 16, 2007, 4:19 PM

    The University of Maine is looking for a new Hillel director for the fall and it comes with being a lecturer in the History Department. It’s not much, but you can make it by. Plus if you love the outdoors, then Maine is your place.

  • Anonymous November 16, 2007, 4:30 PM

    you can be my concubine.

  • Hesh November 16, 2007, 4:47 PM

    I doubt that I have the qualifications to be a Hillel director- I mean I did go on birthright with Hillel- does that count?

    If your gonna stalk I need some more information. Sounds like a fun job though- as long as you are of the opposite sex!

  • it suck November 16, 2007, 7:29 PM

    the website sucks… its just a giant rip off of yeshivaworld.com which was there first

  • it suck - you suck November 16, 2007, 7:46 PM

    Thats funny A giant rip off of YeshivaWorld. What the hell do u think yeshivaworld is A giant rip off of the INTERNET with a twist a Lakewood twist. %99.99 of their stories is copy paste. I think frumsource is great !

  • Anonymous November 16, 2007, 7:47 PM

    Dude, you should know that most normal jobs dont let you take off whenever you want for as long as you want to go hiking, biking, exploring!! So you should be more spacific in your job hunting!

  • Ben-Yehudah November 17, 2007, 5:32 PM

    B”H (sigh) I could use one, too. I’ve been in Israel for 10 years, actually speak and write in Hebrew, send out resumes constantly, but still can’t find a job.

    If you’d like to help a Jew be able to support himself in Israel, please check out my resume on-line:


    It’s available in Hebrew on request, too.

    I guess that’s what I get for dissin’ the trendy (but won’t admit it), rich (but won’t admit it), English-speakin’ ghetto (but won’t admit it) cliques in Israel.


    Hesh, I’ll understand if you feel the need to delete this self-promotional comment. But, 10 to 1, you’ll get misswah points, if you don’t. (hint, hint)

  • Ben-Yehudah November 17, 2007, 5:33 PM

    B”H Oh. I almost forgot. May you achieve success in everything you do. And, may you find both financila and spiritual success in that which you enjoy.

  • bad4shidduchim November 17, 2007, 11:55 PM

    Good luck with the hunt – all of you. It’s supposed to be a job-hunters market, whatever that means…

  • A Pimp Named Slickback November 18, 2007, 12:32 AM

    I am looking for another ho in my stable of bitches.

    Join the winning team. Please send your resume to bitchsearch@apimpcalledslickback.com

    Don’t worry, I give Yom Kippur off.

  • flatbushgal November 18, 2007, 3:55 AM

    do you want a job thats similar to your old one or a whole new genre?

  • JoJo November 18, 2007, 4:36 AM

    So why would you quit such a cool job?
    You were like a detective or superhero…

  • Sheva-Liraz November 18, 2007, 6:06 AM

    What about monster.com? Or any of the other huge databases of resumes and such? How about forest ranger? (that suggestion was half joke, half true suggestion.)

  • Sarah B November 18, 2007, 8:20 AM

    Hey are you interested in working for the Jewish Community? You probably won’t make that much but its rewarding (lol)–check http://www.JewishJobs.com if you haven’t yet. You never know what you can find…

  • commonsensejew November 18, 2007, 6:41 PM

    Hesh-Try out Jewish Vocational Services-they have a bunch of locations. Also contact your states’ department of labor, often they will have a free or low cost program to help you with a resume, interviewing skills and job placement. The one here in maryland is awesome. If you were not joking about the PI job, I am sure u can find something better.

  • heshman November 18, 2007, 9:59 PM

    No more trying I am out for one of those Jewish connections jobs with all the hookups.

  • chnyock February 17, 2008, 6:23 PM

    nu, so how is it going?

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