Comments on: Last Thursdays Search Terms Were Insane

By: MW

MW — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:48:43 +0000

LOL!!! I’m sure New Square has the dirtiest internet surfers on the planet!! Guess I’ll just have to move to vegas then!! Oh well LOL!!!

By: Heshman

Heshman — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:11:08 +0000

Uh MW according to my IP address tracker there are some searches being done from New Square- so even there you wont be safe.

By: MW

MW — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:50:49 +0000

Thats it, I’m banning the internet from my future husband and kids and moving to New Square LOL!!! This is hilarious!!!!

By: Shmuli

Shmuli — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:46:03 +0000

This is great. Now I can rest assured that when I search for Japanese porn with midgets, I am not the freakiest man on the internet.

By: shlemazl

shlemazl — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:07:10 +0000

Here is the list of keywords that brought people to my blog:

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12.15% dubai sex
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1.87% sex naked girls
1.87% niked girl
1.40% george carlin airline announcements audio download
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1.40% woman naked girl
1.40% very young boys
1.40% name of allah, the most beneficient,
0.93% very young boys sex
0.93% girls naked
0.93% very young sex videos
0.93% frum satire
….

I can see the reasoning behind most of this searches, but why the heck would anyone search for “frum satire”? How perverted do get???

By: heshman

heshman — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:18:30 +0000

Glad I could entertain, I felt it was getting too serious around here- time to shrug the serious off and delve right back into what the site is about. FUN!!!

Yes “Dude” I may be able to publish these more often- I will see on how folks perceive it. Maybe I can include a diolouge for each of the crazy terms.

By: Apikoros

Apikoros — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:43:44 +0000

I can’t stop laughing over “Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild.” Is that like a video of girls stripping behind a mechitzah with the voiceover, some guy from Crown Heights telling you not to think about what’s happening behind it?

Oh man, I’m just dying here!

By: The Dude

The Dude — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:18:59 +0000

Can you please publish more of these search terms- they are way too funny. I can also realize that my mind is not nearly is sick as some people. What the hell is chassidic wife swapping anyway?

Nu Yankel, would you mind if Shaindel made the cholent this week?

By: S.

S. — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:07:05 +0000

Thanks to Google ads! lol
See image: http://www.alfassa.com/frum.jpg