Charedim ban denim skirts and womens post high school education

by Frum Hiker on January 19, 2007 · 10 comments

Denim skirts are nasty anyway, they dont rveal much, they dont show a panty line and they are never sexy, unless the womens thongs is sticking out- but most of the time that would be nasty as well. So I agree that denim skirts should also be banned, but you know what the charedim left out of their decrees as they sought to ban denim skirts, I think those ugly ass turbans that every chasidish women must wear to hide her shinead O’Connor hairdo. We should burn the turbans and their beged ish reminders. After all since Arab men wear turbans shouldn’t they be considered beged ish? The charedim should also ban walking outside, since that where all untznius women hang out, maybe if they banned walking outside and pulled a Rodney King on everyone caught walking ouitside they could achieve full population control while still doubling their population every few months.

So let me get this straight, you want women to have ten kids and the husbands to learn in yeshiva. Then you tell the women that jobs and making money is assur. Are you just trying to bring the dependancy theory to life or are you trying to sell more add space in the Yated and Hamodia papers by filling every possible add with some story about Yankel and his wife Sarahla that have tem kids but dont want to work because work is banned and now they say that you should donate your money to them because of the conditions created by their own Rabbi’s. It reminds me of the whole Jess Jackson and Al Sharpton theory of holdinmg the black man down so they can keep their jobs. Is it so bad in the charedi communities that if they dont fill the status quo of deeming things assur they will lose their jobs. Kind of like cops giving out lots of speeding tickets at the end of the month eh.

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1 January 19, 2007 at 4:55 PM

Hey, my boyfriend loves me in a denim skirt, and I DON’T wear thongs.
:)

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2 January 21, 2007 at 12:42 AM

There are chassidish jews out there having sex with horses,(then they proceed to rub shit in their faces) and the rabbanim are woried about denim skirts???? A shandah!!!

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3 January 21, 2007 at 1:28 AM

Really jay? back when I was a beis yaakov maidel i loved it when guys would rub poop all over my chest. mmmmmmmmmmmm. just the thought of it makes me wet!!

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4 January 21, 2007 at 1:30 AM

guys come on!!! this is a frum blog that people are trying to enjoy. do you understand the kind of influence this is having on children. all this talk of sex and poop mixed???? come on!!! like busur and chuluv!!!!

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5 next BIC September 12, 2007 at 3:59 AM

Fuck yall..sum of us are only able to wear skirts!!

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6 Leeba February 28, 2009 at 9:01 AM

Wow! Such language over denim skirts!

I wear denim skirts to my workplace. I am a social worker in a womens homeless shelter and we are to dress casually so as not to look as if we live ‘above the women and are more approachable’ For most of my coworkers this means they wear stretch pants that cannot stretch another inch, tight jeans and often shorts.

I wear skirts. I also wear denim skirts. I also wear dresses and jumpers. But I love my denim skirts. Who says they are not attractive? I have one that I just got that is nice on my figure, has a bit of stretch to it and so it clings just so…but not so much that the modesty police would write me up.

I don’t like a panty line so I don’t. You figure that one out. heh

So, how many ladies here wear denim skirts?

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7 Michal bas Avraham May 3, 2009 at 12:04 AM

I wear Jean skirts because the don’t really have to be ironed. When I didn’t wear skirts, jeans were the same thing, so I didn’t have to iron them. Although, sometimes the edge needs it.

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8 Leeba May 3, 2009 at 9:46 AM

One thing I find hilarious is that you can walk along in a yid neighborhood, and have the tznius police looking at you out of the corner of their eye. Yet, if you look up on the balconies, all the Rabbi’s wives have their bras and panties hanging out to dry…in front of everyone.

Is this just me or is this a bit strange?

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9 Max June 15, 2009 at 2:40 PM

My wife wears denim skirts occasionally. Personally, I find the tight fitting linen skirts a lot more attractive. If they want to ban something, ban those!

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