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Watch The BBC History of Wales on YouTube

The History of Wales by the BBC is a really beautiful and moving story of the history of the Welsh people, a group of hill tribes in western Britain who tried for 1000 years to establish an independent nation and failed, eventually being crushed and subjugated and incorporated into the English kingdom.

It also happens to be more moving than another speech [click to continue…]

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on with people today. We used to have awesome comment discussions on blogs. Facebook, the great blog killer, has killed online discussion too. It’s turned people into extremists too. You have to toe the party line or you’re an enemy and excluded. I think it’s all the women on Facebook. You can’t tell them to shut the fuck up like you can on blogs, because there are social consequences. It’s killed any sense of normalcy where people can just talk without getting into a fight. That’s why I’m still anonymous on here. So I can actually write my actual thoughts without getting kicked out of the fucking popular girls high school clique of Facebook [click to continue…]

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This is a chesed shel emes because this site is barely alive, but sign the petition so that in the future, your own kids have a chance to make interesting posts for baalei teshuvah, sexually repressed yeshiva and bais yaakov burnouts, weirdos, intellectuals and other social failures  to comment on and hook up over. https://www.battleforthenet.com/ If you don’t do it, small channels and niche sites like this will have no chance of competing against established companies because of bandwidth throttling and a whole bag of evil garbage.

Besides which, porn will cost money again, free movie streaming and torrent hosting sites will be almost impossible to run, and even things women use the internet for, like pinterest, instagram and amazon will be more expensive when your ISP’s -comcast, verizon, and all the other gigantic garbage gouging service provider companies take a piece off each purchase and view.

Here’s the history of disgusting Verizon and Comcast, so you have something to get upset about: Darpa, a government defense agency, invented the internet with your tax dollars. None of the developments in internet technology were invented by Verizon or comcast because they wanted to make a new product. They controlled the poles and phone lines, another regulated utility. What keeps happening now is these few companies with local monopolies, who were granted licenses by the government to be utilities, for some legitimate or corrupt reason 20 years ago, which kept out the competition from developing their own infrastructure, are now turning around, once it’s all built, and trying to claim they were never helped by the government and they own everything and should tell us what to do, and pages that say Verizon are disgusting pigs should be hidden in the back of the search engines and internet speeds throttled. Basically, there’s no good side here, just assholes being assholes. Or, what happens to everyone after they’ve been on the internet for too long. The natural internet life cycle when it stops its growth phase and enters its steady decline into trolldom. Like our very own dying content and anemic bottom feeding comment section. I think that was kind of poetic, so sign the petition or write a guest post for our 750 daily readers which we somehow still have and our disgusting growing troll population.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

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Sheva Yipoil Tzadick V’cum

כי שבע יפול צדיק וקם ורשעים יכשלו ברעה

משלי כד:טז

As a bochur in yeshiva I never put much thought into this posuk, ch’v, but as a married man, b’h, I have had occasion to wonder what’s pshat; is this a moshul? Is this advice? And if so, how are we mekayem this mitzvah l’chatchila?
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A Tale of Joy From the Chassidic Masters

A man came to the MezricheMaggid and told him he had emunahproblems due to his currenttzaros. He said he found it difficult to behappy for the bad things God did for him. The Maggid told him to go see the Rebbe Reb Zushe of Anipoli. [click to continue…]

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How To Do the Mitzvah

Submitted by some random dude who, like every good kollel yungerman whose wife works full-time to support him and comes home exhausted at the end of the day then cooks dinner, bathes the kids and falls asleep before collapsing in bed, spends too much time thinking about the mitzvah and not enough doing it.

-Shragi

As we all know there are 613 Mitzvos in the Torah. The first of these Mitzvos was given to Adam directly from G-d. G-d told Adam peru urevu umelu es haaretz. (Be fruitful and multiply and fill the world). This is the Mitzvah of making babies. This mitzvah is achieved through the act of sexual intercourse (shtooping, boning, fucking, banging, tapping, hitting, I think you get the point), where the man sticks his reproductive organ (dick, cock, penis, shlong, shmeckel, wiener, among other names) into the female reproductive organ. (Vagina, pussy, vertical smile, pink taco, malawach, ECT.).
For those of us that arent so frum (and by that I mean not full of shit), this Mitzvah is very simple. Find a girl, (make sure she goes to the mikva first) get her drunk (optional), fuck her brains out (unprotected of course), and wait 9 months till a baby pops out. However for those who are extra frum and like to do Mitzvos properly this Mitzvah raises some serious questions.
As we know, we paskin (in Pesachim I think, look it up if you really care) Mitzvos tzrichas kavana. This means one has to be aware of and have in mind what mitzvah he is doing or else he is not yotze his Mitzvah. In addition we know all Mitzvos assai require a bracha beforehand. Lets analyze these issues together. For the very Frum community (Chasidim aka full of shit) the issue of mitzvahs tzrichas kavana is taken care of by reciting a declaration before performing the mitzvah. This declaration usually states hinini muchan umezuman lekaim mitzvahs asai(I am ready and prepared to fulfill the positive commandment)..some questions are, when does he say this declaration? Does the woman have to say this declaration? Some hold the woman does not have an
obligation in the mitzvah but rather is just a means to have the mitzvah fulfilled so she would be exempt from the bracha.
Before we answer the first question we have to analyze the issue of the bracha. As we know brachos hamitzvos have to be recited right before one is to do the mitzvah and he has to be holding the item is going to perform the mitzvah with in his right hand (left hand if he is left handed). Both of these cant be done in this case because it is forbidden to recite a bracha when one is undressed kal vachomer when hes holding his sausage.
Also the woman would have to be present and naked and it is forbidden to recite a bracha in front of an undressed woman. One would have to recite the declaration of readiness and the bracha before he takes his clothes off while not looking at the woman or waiting for her to get undressed as well. The problem with this is reciting the declaration and blessing then taking off his clothes off/ waiting for the woman may be a hefsek which would require him to make another bracha which as we stated before he cant do. So in short this really frum guy is stuck and try explaining this one to the rav.
Another issue that arises is one is not allowed to talk between making the bracha and performing the mitzvah. The question is, is moaning allowed? this is only a problem if we paskin that one cant make a hefsek between reciting the bracha and completing the mitzvah(similar to bedikas chometz) (which would be after the big bang boom and after that who has energy to move let alone talk). However if we paskin that hefsek is only between the bracha and starting the mitzvah, there is no issue. make the bracha (if you find a permissible way), stick it in, and moan away. In this regard one is allowed to me makel and say the moaning is part of the mitzvah and is not considered a hefsek.
One more issue that can be raised is the issue of Mitzvos laav nehenos nitnu. Mitzvos were not given to derive benefit from. This is a serious problem. Not allowed to enjoy sex? Wtf? Whats the point than? the only reason most people shtoop is because it feels good. A sub question of this is can one shtoop if the end result isnt to knock up a
chick?
In conclusion there is no real answer to any of these questions and people should stop being so frum and complicating things, especially something as awesome as sex, because as I said before sex is really a simple, beautiful and amazing thing that can be enjoyed by all. Maybe we can discuss these issues at the next asifa and waste another 2 million of tzedaka money and 4 hours of peoples time. The only difference this time is that is actually a topic that interests people and more people will come.

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OTD Geirus Procedures

Halacha states that one must turn away a ger or giyores a few times before we finally open up our arms and embrace them in the loving embrace the frum community is so famous for; after the geirus they get the top shidduchim, their kids get into the best yeshivos and no one ever questions the sincerity of their conversion.

The reason potential geirim have to be rebuffed is obvious: the Jewish people are an ethnic community, they only take care of their own, so in order to ensure they don’t get stuck with schleppers and nebech cases they have to screen applicants very strictly. [click to continue…]

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